Aikido on Computers

Does anyone know of any aikido techniques that are effective on computers because today, mine, is pretty much begging for a pounding, whoever said computers aren't alive and can't hate you were basicly not telling the truth

Computers don't know how to breakfall.

Try the ol' verbal atemi:

Your CPU can be replaced, ya know... .

Maybe have someone bring in a sleek new laptop & let it see you running your fingers lovingly over the keyboard.

Steve Mullen wrote: Does anyone know of any aikido techniques that are effective on computers because today, mine, is pretty much begging for a pounding, whoever said computers aren't alive and can't hate you were basicly not telling the truth

i find that practicing the 31 jo kata on my pc always works dagnamit mine always crashes computers are evil machines sent to try us

I don't know about Aikido but I do keep a sledge hammer by my desk... It keeps the computer in line...

try performing a palm strike to the Ki board (insert audience laughter here
hehe.

Tony Cameron wrote: try performing a palm strike to the Ki board.

that was bad

[quote=j0nharris]Maybe have someone bring in a sleek new laptop & let it see you running your fingers lovingly over the keyboard.

now that might work, we do have a sexy little notebook around here somewhere that i've seen my computer looking at a few times.

Sumi-Otoshi. I've found the "corner drop" to be particularly effective on notebooks, but it can take the fight out of all manner of electronics. Rather permanent though.

--Drew

Tony Cameron wrote: try performing a palm strike to the Ki board (insert audience laughter here hehe.

I figure that could work, unless the computer had Aikido3D installed in it, then it coud Kotegaeshi the ki-board striker across the room (or not...)

-U-