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What did the mystic say to the hot dog vendor?
The mystic says, "Make me one with everything."
that's not the end of the story.
The vendor gives him a hot dog with everything. The mystic hands him a twenty dollar bill.
The vendor puts it in his pocket and says, "Thanks, have a nice day."
The mystic looks at the guy and after a few seconds says, "Where is my change?"
The hot dog vendor smiles and replies, "Change must come from within."