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01-30-2011, 02:38 PM
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A funny thing happened last night.
Last night was a busy class at the dojo with several newbies turning up. One was this hot blonde who smiled and waved at me across the room. Slightly taken aback and racking my brains trying to think how this woman knew me, I walked over and asked, sorry but do I know you? Yes, she replied, you're the father of one of my children...
Immediately my mind shot back to the only time that i had ever been unfaithful. Christ, I blurted out. Are you that stripper from my stag do who i made passionate love to across the pool table whilst your mate shoved a cucumber up my backside?
No she replied. I'm your sons English teacher.
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01-30-2011, 05:35 PM
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Dojo: Kenshinkan Dojo (Aikido of North County) Vista, CA
Location: Oceanside, California
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Re: A funny thing happened last night.
Very old joke, and equally tired. Perhaps not the right place either. Keep your day job.
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Michael
"Leave the gun. Bring the cannoli."
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01-31-2011, 03:05 AM
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Re: A funny thing happened last night.
Quote:
Michael Hackett wrote:
Very old joke, and equally tired. Perhaps not the right place either. Keep your day job.
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Well, it was new to me. And I only posted with the good intent of making people smile. My sincerest apolohies if this offends anybody or you have heard it before.
Last edited by Dave Plaza : 01-31-2011 at 03:09 AM.
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01-31-2011, 04:54 AM
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Location: Aahus
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Re: A funny thing happened last night.
Well I liked it. Haven't heard of before, and I thankfully haven't been in that situation before, though I know the feeling of having said too much.
Have a nice day, David.
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02-11-2011, 03:20 PM
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Dojo: Just This Aikido
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Re: A funny thing happened last night.
Heard it, but still find it amusing
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"Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment."
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02-11-2011, 04:12 PM
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Location: Louisville Kentucky
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Re: A funny thing happened last night.
Dave, an oldie but a goodie. Michael must be one of those humorless traditionalists......
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02-11-2011, 04:31 PM
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Dojo: Ellis Schools of Traditional Aikido
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Re: A funny thing happened last night.
Dave
I have heard the joke before, still funny though :-)
It makes a pleasant change to see a little humour on this forum.
Henry Ellis
http://aikido-bracknell.blogspot.com/
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02-11-2011, 06:10 PM
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Dojo: Kenshinkan Dojo (Aikido of North County) Vista, CA
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Re: A funny thing happened last night.
Yeah, probably.
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Michael
"Leave the gun. Bring the cannoli."
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02-11-2011, 07:20 PM
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Location: Louisville Kentucky
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Re: A funny thing happened last night.
Michael, with a tag line like "leave the gun, bring the cannoli"
I am pretty sure you have a sense of humor......
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02-12-2011, 01:05 AM
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Dojo: Kenshinkan Dojo (Aikido of North County) Vista, CA
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Re: A funny thing happened last night.
Nah, I just like Italian pastries better than firearms.
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Michael
"Leave the gun. Bring the cannoli."
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