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03-21-2006, 08:12 PM
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Dojo: Columbus Aikikai
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Hin Ki Pin Ki
Well, I was reading the puns thread and it made me think of a rhyming riddle called a hinky pinky. Anyone heard of these? The rules are simple: the ANSWER must be two rhyming words, both of which have the same number of syllables. Two one-syllable words are a hink pink, two two-syllable words are a hinky pinky, and two three-syllable words are a hinkety pinkety.
The clue should hint at the answer, without giving too much away. So...
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What is a hink pink for the sound made by a high breakfall?
A mat splat!
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What is a hink pink for a staff take-away?
A jo throw!
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What is a hinky pinky for the knee walking practiced by a spanish millionaire?
A rico shikko!
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What is a hinkety pinkety for adventuring on your knees?
A suwari safari!
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03-21-2006, 11:06 PM
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Re: Hin Ki Pin Ki
Hink pink for a donated uniform?
Free gi.
What's a hinky pinky for a coin with a picture of a training sword on it?
Bokken token.
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03-22-2006, 03:14 AM
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Dojo: White Rose (Sunderland)
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Re: Hin Ki Pin Ki
hinkety pinkety for the rear of ones pleated trousers
backama hakama
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"No matter your pretence, you are what you are and nothing more." - Kenshiro Abbe Shihan
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03-22-2006, 07:39 AM
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Dojo: Calgary Aikikai
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Re: Hin Ki Pin Ki
I'm embarrassed and shocked in that this forum would stoop so low as to start a thread based upon a childish game of rhyme such as hinky pinky.
I am seriously considering canceling my subscription.
What is a honky pink for a poorly executed basic move ?
Ikey ikkyo
What is a technique that one couldn't resist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
a serious sankyo
What is a hinky pinky for a move you might try to resist ?
A heavenly henkawaza
What is a hinky pinky for ... "you thought you had me?"
a competent kaeshiwaza
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03-22-2006, 07:54 AM
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Re: Hin Ki Pin Ki
They're supposed to rhyme  |
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03-22-2006, 08:18 AM
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Re: Hin Ki Pin Ki
Haha yea u need to get them to rhyme.. lol !
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03-22-2006, 08:38 AM
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Dojo: Columbus Aikikai
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Re: Hin Ki Pin Ki
Hm, they may be "childish," but they're not always simple. 
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What is a hinnk pink for a uniform worn by a 2 year old?
A wee gi! |
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03-22-2006, 10:54 AM
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Re: Hin Ki Pin Ki
Hi folks,
Just thought I'd point out that I just implemented the new "spoiler" tag which may be useful in threads like this. More details on the tag can be found here:
http://www.aikiweb.com/forums/showthread.php?t=10042
To show off how the tag would work:
What is the hinky pinky for the "charm" that your aikido school has?
[spoiler]Dojo mojo![/spoiler]
Enjoy!
-- Jun |
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03-22-2006, 02:02 PM
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Dojo: Columbus Aikikai
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Re: Hin Ki Pin Ki
Thanks for sharing that, Jun!
What is a hink pink for the spoiler tag?
[spoiler]A cool tool![/spoiler]
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03-22-2006, 04:26 PM
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Dojo: Dartington
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Re: Hin Ki Pin Ki
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Jun Akiyama wrote:
What is the hinky pinky for the "charm" that your aikido school has?
[spoiler]Dojo mojo![/spoiler]
-- Jun
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What is the hinky pinky for the aikido school that uses music during practice?
[spoiler] Mojo dojo [/spoiler]
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Success is having what you want. Happiness is wanting what you have.  |
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03-22-2006, 07:11 PM
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Dojo: Columbus Aikikai
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Re: Hin Ki Pin Ki
Mark, did you mean a [spoiler]dojo "gogo"?[/spoiler]
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03-22-2006, 07:16 PM
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Dojo: Columbus Aikikai
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Re: Hin Ki Pin Ki
All right, this is even worse than the others. But it's four syllables!
What is a hinkadinky pinkadinky for a aikido student with no money?
[spoiler]I'm-a-broke-a aikidoka!  [/spoiler] |
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03-22-2006, 09:56 PM
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Dojo: Yoshin-ji Aikido of Marshall
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Re: Hin Ki Pin Ki
What's a hinky pinky for a practice sword that is on fire?
[spoiler] smokin' bokken [/spoiler]
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03-23-2006, 05:40 AM
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Dojo: Shima Arashi Dojo
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Re: Hin Ki Pin Ki
whats the hinky of the oldest person in gi?
[spoiler] dogi fogi! [/spoiler] |
Dance your cares away .... worry for another day ... let the music play .... down in fraggle rock!
when bored ... do as I do. Poke a patient!  |
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03-23-2006, 10:18 AM
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Dojo: Ft. Myers School of Aikido
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Re: Hin Ki Pin Ki
What's the hinky pinky for when Sensei is in the mood to work with the jo all night?
[spoiler]A lot o' kata.[/spoiler] |
"The only difference between Congress and drunken sailors is that drunken sailors spend their own money." -Tom Feeney, representative from Florida  |
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03-23-2006, 12:35 PM
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Dojo: lone pine ryu school of aiki kyusho jujutsu ,woking & guildford
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Re: Hin Ki Pin Ki
hinky pinky [spoiler] my feet stinky well they do after i ve been training[/spoiler]
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some things are so dear and so precious you have to let them go
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03-23-2006, 12:47 PM
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Re: Hin Ki Pin Ki
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Karen Dodsworth wrote:
hinky pinky [spoiler] my feet stinky well they do after i ve been training[/spoiler]
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What hinky pinky describes the kind of little toe that Karen has after a hard workout?
[spoiler]A stinky pinky![/spoiler]
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03-23-2006, 01:07 PM
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Dojo: lone pine ryu school of aiki kyusho jujutsu ,woking & guildford
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Re: Hin Ki Pin Ki
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William M. Reed wrote:
What hinky pinky describes the kind of little toe that Karen has after a hard workout?
[spoiler]A stinky pinky![/spoiler]
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what kind of bokken will william have when i get hold of him 
[spoiler] a brokken bokken[/spoiler] lol i love ya really
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some things are so dear and so precious you have to let them go
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03-23-2006, 01:55 PM
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Dojo: Columbus Aikikai
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Re: Hin Ki Pin Ki
LOL
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Karen Dodsworth wrote:
what kind of bokken will william have when i get hold of him
[spoiler] a brokken bokken[/spoiler] lol i love ya really |
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03-23-2006, 02:46 PM
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Dojo: lone pine ryu school of aiki kyusho jujutsu ,woking & guildford
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Re: Hin Ki Pin Ki
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Mark Freeman wrote:
What is the hinky pinky for the aikido school that uses music during practice?
[spoiler] Mojo dojo [/spoiler]
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or if your a power puff girls fan whats the name of the monkey[spoiler] mojo jojo[/spoiler]
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some things are so dear and so precious you have to let them go
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03-23-2006, 08:18 PM
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Dojo: Yoshin-ji Aikido of Marshall
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Re: Hin Ki Pin Ki
What is a hinky pinky for sweets for a third-degree black belt?
[spoiler] Sandan bon-bon [/spoiler]
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03-24-2006, 04:32 AM
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Dojo: Shima Arashi Dojo
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Re: Hin Ki Pin Ki
whats the hinky pinky for the karate god?
[spoiler] Chuck Norris ......[/spoiler]
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Dance your cares away .... worry for another day ... let the music play .... down in fraggle rock!
when bored ... do as I do. Poke a patient! |
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03-24-2006, 04:37 AM
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Dojo: White Rose (Sunderland)
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Re: Hin Ki Pin Ki
it doesn't work, but who cares, chuck norris is my god, and he will roundhouse kick any non-believers into oblivion
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03-24-2006, 04:44 AM
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Dojo: Shima Arashi Dojo
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Re: Hin Ki Pin Ki
yeah .,... well ... he aint my god .... hes my dad ..... so there!!!! |
Dance your cares away .... worry for another day ... let the music play .... down in fraggle rock!
when bored ... do as I do. Poke a patient! |
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03-24-2006, 07:04 AM
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Dojo: lone pine ryu school of aiki kyusho jujutsu ,woking & guildford
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Re: Hin Ki Pin Ki
ok this is a really bad one what do you get when you mix indian cooking and aikido
[spoiler] a tandori randori[/spoiler]  |
some things are so dear and so precious you have to let them go
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