A funny thing happened last night.

Last night was a busy class at the dojo with several newbies turning up. One was this hot blonde who smiled and waved at me across the room. Slightly taken aback and racking my brains trying to think how this woman knew me, I walked over and asked, sorry but do I know you? Yes, she replied, you're the father of one of my children...

Immediately my mind shot back to the only time that i had ever been unfaithful. Christ, I blurted out. Are you that stripper from my stag do who i made passionate love to across the pool table whilst your mate shoved a cucumber up my backside?

No she replied. I'm your sons English teacher.

Very old joke, and equally tired. Perhaps not the right place either. Keep your day job.

Michael Hackett wrote: Very old joke, and equally tired. Perhaps not the right place either. Keep your day job.

Well, it was new to me. And I only posted with the good intent of making people smile. My sincerest apolohies if this offends anybody or you have heard it before.

Well I liked it. Haven't heard of before, and I thankfully haven't been in that situation before, though I know the feeling of having said too much.

Have a nice day, David.

Heard it, but still find it amusing

Dave, an oldie but a goodie. Michael must be one of those humorless traditionalists......

Dave

I have heard the joke before, still funny though :-)
It makes a pleasant change to see a little humour on this forum.

Henry Ellis
http://aikido-bracknell.blogspot.com/

Yeah, probably.

Michael, with a tag line like "leave the gun, bring the cannoli"

I am pretty sure you have a sense of humor......

Nah, I just like Italian pastries better than firearms.