Stupid things you've done when drunk!

While celebrating my reenlistment in Honolulu one night, a couple of buddies and I decided to help the Honolulu PD by directing ALL the traffic from both directions into a parking lot with only one entrance. We escaped before the PD arrived to commend us for all of our assistance.

Darin Hyde wrote: Yeah I had one serious incident in a ryotei in Osaka. Other than that I never really did anything stupid when I was drunk. One of my students in Nova got with a transvestitie on the dance floor of the Lexington Queen. It was so funny when we told him that she was actually a he!!! Serves him right for drinking and taking drugs when dancing.

The dangers of the Lex. I haven't been there in years ... happily it seems to me now

Oh God, where do I start?

One of the worst examples involved a bunch of Newfies in a remote cabin, (in Labrador - go look it up) hammered, when someone decided it would be neat to get out the shotguns. Let's just say no one was harmed - I don't know how...

Another time...

A good friend and I were into the third or fourth bottle of homemade wine, discussing where we were going to store our motorcycles for the upcoming winter. Well, we looked at the drywall at the end of the wreckroom, knowing there was a heated crawlspace behind it (the wreckroom was ground level) we decided the bikes would go there for the winter.

Open another bottle, get out the power tools and start cutting. Of course, his wife was away at the time...

We actually did a great job. We built a nicely finished removeable hatch that blended in nicely with the existing wall. No fingers, toes or eyes were damaged...

Oh I could go on, but I really shouldn't...

I saw my friend outside, wailing away on a tree. I see bark flying off as he is just pounding it. I thought, man his hands are gonna hurt in the morning. dunno why I didn't stop him. He was yelling something too. next morning his hands were fine. I have no idea how. Kickboxer hands!?