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03-25-2004, 06:21 AM
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Dojo: Genbukan, Macclesfield
Location: Macclesfield, NW England
Join Date: Mar 2004
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The Aiki Horror Dojo Show
RiffRaff:
It's astounding;
Knees are aching;
Seiza takes its toll.
But sit patiently
Magenta:
Please, not for very much longer!
RiffRaff:
I've got to keep control.
I remember doing my 6th kyu
Drinking those moments when
The tatami would hit me
Magenta:
And the void would be calling...
Transylvanians:
Let's do Aikido again
Let's do Aikido again.
Narrator:
Tsugi-ashi to the left.
All:
And then a tenkan to the right.
Narrator:
With your hands opened up
All:
You bring your partner in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really puts him in pai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ain
Let's do Aikido again.
Let's do Aikido again.
Magenta:
It's so flowing it's misty, and yet it's not twisty
So you can't resist me, no, not at all.
In another dimension, with harmonious intention,
Not secluded, I throw all.
RiffRaff:
With a bit of ukemi
Magenta:
You're on the tatami
RiffRaff:
And budo will never be the same.
Magenta:
You're spaced out on sensation.
RiffRaff:
Like you're under sedation.
All:
Let's do Aikido again.
Let's do Aikido again.
Columbia:
Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink.
I shook-a him up, I took him by surprise.
He got a broken back, and tears in his eyes.
He stared at me and he felt a change.
His body did nothing, never would again.
All:
Let's do Aikido again.
Let's do Aikido again.
Narrator:
Tsugi-ashi to the left.
All:
And then a tenkan to the right.
Narrator:
With your hands opened up
All:
You bring your partner in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really puts him in pai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ain
Let's do Aikido again.
Let's do Aikido again.
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03-25-2004, 08:05 AM
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Dojo: Aikido of Petaluma, Petaluma,CA
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Ah. i love the look of hakama and corset!
but have you ever tried to roll in one?
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03-25-2004, 08:44 AM
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Dojo: Genbukan, Macclesfield
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Well, being a kyu-grade male, I've never worn a hakama (folded them, lol, but never worn one) So I can't really answer that. A corset, on the other hand... ahem Actually, haven't worn one of them either (honestly) That said, would a corset not help you to keep your posture?
Yes, I realise this is the humour board and you were joking... but still, such issues need to be addressed!
Anyway, all the Yudansha swish around in frocks (as I've heard a few sensei put it), so hey
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It's a kind of magic
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03-25-2004, 08:59 AM
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Dojo: Shuurin Dojo - Omaha, Nebarska
Location: Omaha
Join Date: Jan 2004
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I'm not sure what to think about this, other than someone has a lot of free time.
Now I have that song stuck in my head.
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Victims, aren't we all.
-- Eric Draven
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03-25-2004, 10:51 AM
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Dojo: Aikido of Petaluma, Petaluma,CA
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no i wasn't. i wear a corset regularly for costume & performance work. yes, they do marvelous things for your posture, but try to bend at the waist!If i bend at the hips i can put my hands flat on the ground, but we roll from the waist, it would be impossible!
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03-25-2004, 01:28 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
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I can only guess what the tanto in that dojo would be shaped like...
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03-25-2004, 04:23 PM
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Location: livingston, scotland
Join Date: Dec 2000
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Prunes.
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03-25-2004, 05:11 PM
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Dojo: Genbukan, Macclesfield
Location: Macclesfield, NW England
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Jo, wrt corsets... hmm, I'll give it a try if ever I get the opportunity
Brehan... lol, someone in our dojo had a thick rounded tanto, and a newcomer said "I don't even want to know what that's used for..."
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03-25-2004, 08:08 PM
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Location: Rochester, NY
Join Date: Nov 2003
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Anybody have some toast?
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