Viagra - for those in need :-)

Food & Drug Adm.

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names - a trade name and a generic name.For example, the trade name Tylenol is acetaminophen. Aleve is known as naproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillin, and Advil is ibuprophen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After consideration by a team of experts, it recently announced it has settled on the generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also considered were mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix, and of course ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. is making an announcement today that Viagra will Soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a Power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. Pepsi's proposed ad campaign Claims it will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink. This additive gives new meaning to the names of Cocktails and Highballs. Pepsi will market the new formula by the name, Mount & Do.

The long term implications of drugs and medical procedures must Be fully considered: Over the past five years, Americans have spent more money on breast implants and Viagra than was spent on Alzheimer's research. It is believed that by the year 2030, there will be a large number of people wandering around with perky breasts and erections who can't remember what to do with them.

I am a young guy (26 years old) but I have tried viagara once. Unfortunately, it got stuck in my throat and I had a stiff neck for 3 days

"Is that a bokken in your hakama?" Imagine being in that "state" when Sensei calls you up to take uke...

Darin Hyde wrote: "Is that a bokken in your hakama?" Imagine being in that "state" when Sensei calls you up to take uke...

Vault.

Grampa was taking viagra for a while. It wasn't for what you think, gramma had been gone for years. It kept him from rolling out of bed.

I hope I never get too old to enjoy wiener jokes

Heh...speaking about Viagra...a group of my buddies and I were going to play a practical joke on one of our pals...See, we were going to go eat and slip a viagra crushed up in his drink and then have some girls "come on" to him...(in case that didn't work I was going to jump up and say, "My body's made for pleasure!")...and then we'd ask him to stand up or something like that...but we didn't...still got that viagra though...

Bryce

my sensei told me about a 'really fun game' his son and his friends play. when they get into the first bar of the night they all take a viagra tablet. the first one to rise to the occassion has to buy all the drinks for the whole time they are in that bar. the best bit of the 'game' (apparently) is seeing the poor guy wjho looese walk up to the bar and order the drinks then carry them back while pitchin a trouser tent.

Darin Hyde wrote: "Is that a bokken in your hakama?" Imagine being in that "state" when Sensei calls you up to take uke...

It could confuse him just long enough for you to sieze the opportunity to become sensei.

Tanner Hukezalie wrote: It could confuse him just long enough for you to sieze the opportunity to become sensei.

Or sensei could sieze your..."opportunity" and throw you with it

Bronson

Haha, nice.