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12-03-2005, 08:27 PM
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Location: Orlando, FL
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I LOVE this one!
This has to be the all-time best certificate offer...
http://cgi.ebay.com/Rank-Recognition...QQcmdZViewItem
The best part is where they say that the name of the "Certified and Registered Martial Arts Master" who signs the certificates has been witheld to protect HIM from FRAUD!!!! Bwahhaha....
ROFL!!! 
Y'all hurry up and get yours! I'm sure supplies are limited!  |
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12-03-2005, 08:39 PM
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Dojo: Satori Dojo
Location: Bogotá - Colombia
Join Date: Jul 2000
Posts: 109
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Re: I LOVE this one!
This is great!!!
I already bought mine!! It will say:
Great Soke Master of Masters 34 Dan in Cesar-Ryu and all martial arts.
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César Martínez
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12-04-2005, 02:00 AM
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Dojo: Seibukan Aikido UK
Location: body in UK, heart still in Japan
Join Date: May 2002
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Re: I LOVE this one!
Notice his site had 51 hits, almost the same as the 55 in this post  |
A difficult problem is easily solved by asking yourself the question, "Just how would the Lone Ranger handle this?"
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12-04-2005, 02:12 AM
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Location: swansea wales
Join Date: May 2005
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Re: I LOVE this one!
"OR ONE YOU CREATED" kinda made me giggle
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12-04-2005, 06:19 AM
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Dojo: Tenshin
Location: Higashihiroshima
Join Date: Jul 2002
Posts: 106
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Re: I LOVE this one!
Yeah, these are almost as funny as those aikikai ones from hombu..
:P
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12-04-2005, 10:43 AM
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Dojo: Sand Drift Aikikai, Cocoa Florida
Location: Melbourne, Florida
Join Date: Jun 2000
Posts: 823
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Re: I LOVE this one!
I love the disclaimer:
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Please be advised that we as the academy, its owners, authors, members, and founder of this academy are not responsible or liable in any way for any kind of misues of this certificate. Buyer must be at least 18 years of age to purchase this certificate. Buyer assumer all risks
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He-he...."buyer assumes all risks." Risk of what? Being suckered into buying this? |
Anne Marie Giri
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12-04-2005, 11:07 AM
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Dojo: White Rose Aikikai - Durham
Location: Newcastle
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 156
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Re: I LOVE this one!
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Anne Marie Giri wrote:
He-he...."buyer assumes all risks." Risk of what? Being suckered into buying this?
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Maybe once you become a Grandmaster, Ninja-Turtle, sort of guy, every man and his dog will want to challenge you...
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Aikido doesn't work? My Aikido works, what on earth are you practicing?!
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12-04-2005, 01:10 PM
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Location: Orlando, FL
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Re: I LOVE this one!
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Tim Gerrard wrote:
Maybe once you become a Grandmaster, Ninja-Turtle, sort of guy, every man and his dog will want to challenge you...
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Maybe every man and his LAWYER... 
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12-04-2005, 01:38 PM
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Dojo: Messores Sensei (Largo, Fl.)
Location: Florida
Join Date: Mar 2001
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Re: I LOVE this one!
Help me out here...
Isn't that set of KANJI on the far right a date--"9-0-something that LOOKS like 5 and then 2 with the KANJI for year"? (or is that the KANJI for 1000...or draft beer...)
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12-06-2005, 12:06 PM
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Dojo: White Rose Aikido - Durham University
Location: Gateshead
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 916
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Re: I LOVE this one!
Funny. Lame.
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They're all screaming about the rock n roll, but I would say that it's getting old. - REFUSED.
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12-06-2005, 03:24 PM
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Location: Orlando, FL
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Re: I LOVE this one!
Three+ days and no bids yet??? Where else ya gonna get 10th Dan in 5 minutes for 12 bucks? I'm even thinking of getting one for my monkey... |
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