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06-21-2006, 03:45 AM
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Dojo: Dynamic Aikido Noquet Hartlepool England
Location: Hartlepool
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Advertising for your local dojo!
I've just posted something on the "does sensei have his own plane?" thread and it got me thinking.... what advertising slogans could you have for Aikido?
my first was 'Aikido, a great excuse for spousal abuse!'
Or... Come fly with us.... for a limited period of time only!
'we can show you the Ki to self defence'
Any other ideas?
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06-21-2006, 05:53 AM
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Dojo: Southern Maryland Aikido Center
Location: Southern Maryland
Join Date: May 2006
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Re: Advertising for your local dojo!
Once upon a time, my old dojo had a t-shirt for "frequent flyers club". The old Capital Aikikai t-shirt used to say "before enlightenment, draw water, chop wood. After enlightment, order pizza, drink beer." But my all time favorite is the one from Palm Beach Aikikai with a big mean samurai wielding a sword, and the slogan said "More Wasabi"
Currently, I'm partial to the one on the bumper sticker message thread: "Don't trust anyone further than you can throw them. We'll show you how."
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06-21-2006, 06:29 AM
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Location: Stockholm, Sweden
Join Date: Dec 2001
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Re: Advertising for your local dojo!
A slogan I have seen translates as "Aikido - human origami".
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06-21-2006, 07:16 AM
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Dojo: Chicago Aikikai
Location: Chicago, IL
Join Date: May 2004
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Re: Advertising for your local dojo!
From Oberlin Aikikai, a few years ago while I was still a student:
"Harmony Kicks Ass"
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06-21-2006, 02:21 PM
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Dojo: Aikido of Midland
Location: Midland, Texas
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Re: Advertising for your local dojo!
Quote:
Thomas Harris wrote:
From Oberlin Aikikai, a few years ago while I was still a student:
"Harmony Kicks Ass"
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DING! DING! DING! DING!
WE HAVE A WINNER !!
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06-21-2006, 07:21 PM
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Dojo: Aikido of Petaluma, Petaluma,CA
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Re: Advertising for your local dojo!
>>my first was 'Aikido, a great excuse for spousal abuse!' <<
This is not funny. I know. It is very sad when one hears that one's ex-husband has died and all one can feel is relief that he can't ever hurt her again.
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06-22-2006, 01:53 AM
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Dojo: Dynamic Aikido Noquet Hartlepool England
Location: Hartlepool
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Re: Advertising for your local dojo!
Well my wife finds it funny.... or she will if she knows what's good for her!
Is that the time? must dash, haven't finished the housework and she'll be back any minute EEEK!!!!
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07-21-2006, 04:28 AM
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Dojo: Dynamic Aikido Noquet Hartlepool England
Location: Hartlepool
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Re: Advertising for your local dojo!
hey! I was only joking! we have a very harmonious and loving relationship wer'e best friends and all that! really did not mean to upset anyone
how about...... ukemi, i can fly!
or, aikido.....trust someone as far as you can throw them!
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07-21-2006, 09:25 AM
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Dojo: Aikido of Midland
Location: Midland, Texas
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Re: Advertising for your local dojo!
Just throwing some random ideas out there.
"Aikido : Reach out and grab someone."
"Peace through greater throwing power."
"Who needs a gun (knife,weapon), when you can hit someone with the Planet?
"Aikido: Size doesn't matter. (...but it makes things more interesting!)
(Here's a tacky one, but I think it's funny. )
On the front of the T-shirt, where the "pocket" space would be, it would read:
"Aikido Mofo"
... on the back of the shirt is would say: "Grab my wrist. I dare you."
I'll keep working on this. I'm sure there are some good ideas. I know I've had better ones before this.
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07-21-2006, 12:14 PM
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Dojo: Aikido Downtown
Location: Rhode Island
Join Date: Feb 2001
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Re: Advertising for your local dojo!
Quote:
John Boswell wrote:
Just throwing some random ideas out there.
"Who needs a gun (knife,weapon), when you can hit someone with the Planet?
I'll keep working on this. I'm sure there are some good ideas. I know I've had better ones before this.
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I love that one, we are trying to designe t-shirts for our dojo would you mind if I pilfered that idea?
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Dan Hulley
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07-21-2006, 12:22 PM
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Location: Chicago, IL
Join Date: Jun 2000
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Re: Advertising for your local dojo!
"Aikido - puttin' the harm back in harmony!"
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Robert Cronin
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07-21-2006, 12:32 PM
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Dojo: Aikido Jinsei Dojo
Location: Chelmsford, MA
Join Date: Jul 2000
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Re: Advertising for your local dojo!
We are also doing T-shirts now and have narrowed it down to a few slogans:
1. "Shut up and train." [the leading contender]
2. "If it hurts, it must be working."
3. ".....the roots."
Best regards,
Mark
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07-21-2006, 12:34 PM
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Dojo: Aikido Jinsei Dojo
Location: Chelmsford, MA
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Re: Advertising for your local dojo!
Quote:
Thomas Harris wrote:
From Oberlin Aikikai, a few years ago while I was still a student:
"Harmony Kicks Ass"
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I love it! LOL
Mark
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07-21-2006, 12:42 PM
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Dojo: Litchfield Hills Aikikai
Location: Litchfield, CT
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Re: Advertising for your local dojo!
Quote:
Robert Cronin wrote:
"Aikido - puttin' the harm back in harmony!"
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YES!!!
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07-21-2006, 12:55 PM
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Dojo: Takagashira Dojo
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Re: Advertising for your local dojo!
I was tempted to use the following slogan for our university club:
"Our drinking club has a bit of an aikido problem..."
But settled for our organisations usual t-shirt slogan instead.
Mike
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"Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men."
-Martin Luther King Jr
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07-23-2006, 06:01 AM
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Dojo: Dynamic Aikido Noquet Hartlepool England
Location: Hartlepool
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Re: Advertising for your local dojo!
Quote:
Mike Haft wrote:
I was tempted to use the following slogan for our university club:
"Our drinking club has a bit of an aikido problem..."
But settled for our organisations usual t-shirt slogan instead.
Mike
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lol! I like it! would that be the AA (Aikidoka anonymous!)
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07-23-2006, 07:49 PM
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Dojo: Shima Arashi Dojo
Location: Dorset (my luvvers! ohhhh arrrrr) uk
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Re: Advertising for your local dojo!
im impressed with most of these ...
no really ... me ..... IMPRESSED ...
will wonders ever sease?
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Dance your cares away .... worry for another day ... let the music play .... down in fraggle rock!
when bored ... do as I do. Poke a patient!
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08-03-2006, 04:17 AM
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Dojo: Dynamic Aikido Noquet Hartlepool England
Location: Hartlepool
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Re: Advertising for your local dojo!
Quote:
Emma Mason wrote:
im impressed with most of these ...
no really ... me ..... IMPRESSED ...
will wonders ever sease?
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SEASE? are we on a boat?
"AIKIDO.....just like PLAY-DO with people!"
Geddit!!
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08-07-2006, 06:14 AM
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Dojo: Cleadon
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Re: Advertising for your local dojo!
i'm going to a course this week and i'm thinking of putting some slogans on some t-shirts, anyone mind if i use some of these? they're really good
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08-09-2006, 05:40 PM
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Dojo: New School Aikido
Location: Stockton, CA
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Re: Advertising for your local dojo!
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08-10-2006, 03:20 AM
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Dojo: Slough Aikikai
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Re: Advertising for your local dojo!
What's that padded baton/tanto thing used in shodokan?
I remember our university aikido club had one of those on a poster with "We'll show you a good time" underneath it.
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08-10-2006, 01:23 PM
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Dojo: Yellow Springs
Location: Wilmington
Join Date: Aug 2006
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Re: Advertising for your local dojo!
Quote:
Lee Mulgrew wrote:
SEASE? are we on a boat?
"AIKIDO.....just like PLAY-DO with people!"
Geddit!!
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We should have aikiweb shirts with that as the slogan. Very good.
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08-10-2006, 01:49 PM
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Dojo: Columbus Aikikai
Location: Columbus, OH
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Re: Advertising for your local dojo!
My favorite one isn't there anymore: "Aikidoka do it with a strong Irimi."
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08-15-2006, 04:03 AM
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Dojo: Dynamic Aikido Noquet Hartlepool England
Location: Hartlepool
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Re: Advertising for your local dojo!
Bad ukemi = aki DOH!!
It's bad i know but hey who can miss a homer joke!
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