Cannibal Village problem.

Lucy Smith wrote: LOL. Good one. OK, this one is really stupid, but well... There's a black car, with black windows, and black seats, with a black driver dressed in black, going through a black street with no lights and tall trees on each side. The car has no lights either. Suddenly, an old black blind lady dressed entirely in black, with black shoes and a black hat, crosses the street close to the black car. The black driver stops and doesn't hit her. How did he know she was there?

[spoiler]It's day time.[/spoiler]

Told ya it was stupid

What did the fish say when he swam into a concrete wall?

"Dam."

Without checking the spoiler - my guess is that the driver who isn't blind saw her white stick

There's a dead man in the desert with a straw in his hand. What happened?

Lucy Smith wrote: There's a dead man in the desert with a straw in his hand. What happened?

He was standing in a lake with a straw and was very very very thirsty??

He happened to have the straw that broke the camel's back

Important clue: it's a short straw.

He and others were stranded in the desert and drew straws t find out who shoukld go for water, he drew the shortest one, and sadly did not make it.

Something like that, but not quite.

If I only knew how to make a spoiler.

Lucy Smith wrote: Something like that, but not quite. If I only knew how to make a spoiler.

It is easy like this:
[spoiler] Just quote a spoiler post and you can see how it is done. You do not have to submit the reply [/spoiler]

Lucy Smith wrote: There's a dead man in the desert with a straw in his hand. What happened?

My idea sounds too simple:
[spoiler] 5 people had to jump out of a plane, but onlye 4 parachutes, so they drew straws [/spoiler]
Many similar variations thought of.


Dirk

Dirk Hanss wrote: My idea sounds too simple: [spoiler] 5 people had to jump out of a plane, but onlye 4 parachutes, so they drew straws [/spoiler] Many similar variations thought of. Dirk

[spoiler] Close. The exact thing: they were on an airship that started to go down so they needed to loose weight... imagine the rest [/spoiler]

A king shows a slave that has misbehaved two pieces of paper. He tells him "in the other side, in one of them is written YES and in the other one NO, if you choose the one which says YES, you'll live, if not, you'll die". But the slave is able to see for a second that both the papers say NO. What can he do to save himself?

Very frustrating really, when they told me the answer...

the slave lied?

The Slave took one of the pieces of paper, put it in his mouth and swallowed it. Then he told the king - I don't know what was written on that piece of paper, but if the one left says NO then i must have chosen the one that says YES

so I was right; the slave lied.

It doesn't matter what the slave does, he's still a slave and the king wants him dead, therefore he'll die. The king gets to write the small print, and there'll always be a clause in there somewhere that says the slave gets it.

Call me cynical, but you know I'm right.

David's right. How did you do it?
I'm getting scared now.



The king didn't kill him after all. He lived happily ever after.

Lucy

I'd love to claim that it is my awesome perception and towering intellect that allowed me to get the answer so quickly. Unfortunately since don't have ant awesome perception or towering intellect I'll just have to admit that I've come across a variation of that one before.

Mmm I understand now... cheater!! Well I've got another one for you Mr. lets see if you can cope with it's devastating mystery and the horror of the irremediable doubt

How do you put a giraffe inside of a fridge??

Lucy

How can it be cheatring to answer a question, honestly using my own brainpower (since memory is a brain function)

As far as how do you put a giraffe inside a fridge? - My guess is that you put grass in the bottom of the fridge and when it walks in you have one leg in each corner with the head bent down to eat the grass. Then you close the door

Secondly you write the words "a giraffe" on a piece of paper and put the paper in the fridge (works for a model/toy giraffe as well.

Thirdly put someone or something with the name "a giraffe" in the fridge.

PS - I have another answer but I'm sure you REALLY wouldn't like that one.

You mean like a "Jack the Ripper" solution?
Well see, you couldn't answer this one mwaahahahahahahaha
The answer: you open the fridge door, you put the giraffe inside, you close the fridge door.
Too much for you, I know

Lucy

Mine is easier as the giraffe goes in on it's own.

But since we have now established your level (meow), you shouldn't have any problems with the following questions

1. What is brown and sticky?

2. What's orange and sounds like a Parrot?

1. A very sweaty 1st kyu obi

2. A carrot