how do i delete my fucking account

does anyone know how i can delete my fucking account

good first try!

(ask akiy via PM... )

Classy...

Wait, you can get an account for that?

lol..i was wondering the same thing Mary!

Mary Malmros wrote: Wait, you can get an account for that?

No wonder I keep getting turned down.... Wrong account...

His first post is how to delete his account? Interesting.

I think that this poster had to focus on other more pressing issues, like attending an anger management course, or eloquent public speaking course, or how to make friends and influence people course,.......

Marc Abrams

Marc Abrams wrote: I think that this poster had to focus on other more pressing issues, like attending an anger management course, or eloquent public speaking course, or how to make friends and influence people course,....... Marc Abrams

Nah, just looked at his profile -- he's a ninja. They flip out and kill people all the time with their real ultimate power ninja skills. So this is pretty tame in comparison...

Keith Larman wrote: Nah, just looked at his profile -- he's a ninja. They flip out and kill people all the time with their real ultimate power ninja skills. So this is pretty tame in comparison...

Facts:

1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

Jason Ray wrote: does anyone know how i can delete my fucking account

Get a frisbee.

The aikido way is to avoid opening an account in the first place.

Keith Larman wrote: Nah, just looked at his profile -- he's a ninja. They flip out and kill people all the time with their real ultimate power ninja skills. So this is pretty tame in comparison...

Yes... but they do it silently

Darryl Cowens wrote: Yes... but they do it silently

Yeah -- you'd think a real ninja would just quietly vanish leaving no trace.

There are NINJAs on aikiweb???? really...where???

Kevin Leavitt wrote: There are NINJAs on aikiweb???? really...where???

There are in Seattle:

http://blog.seattlepi.com/seattle911...sp?source=mypi

Police: Drunk 'ninja' impaled on First Hill fence post

A drunk man believing himself to be a ninja drew the help of Seattle police and aid crews late Monday after impaling himself on a First Hill fence post, a police spokesperson said.

The man's ninja skills, it seems, were bested by the 4- to 5-foot-tall fence he attempted to vault, according to the police statement. He ended up stuck on a spike atop the fence in the 600 block of Seventh Avenue.

After an officer in the area heard the man's screams and located him at about 11:15 p.m., Seattle Fire Department personnel were able to free the man. They took him to Harborview Medical Center, where officers attempted to ascertain exactly what the would-be silent assassin was up to.

"The male claimed he was not being chased, but rather he thought he was a ninja and would be able to successfully leap over the 4'-5' fence," the police spokesman said in a statement. "Clearly he was overconfident in his abilities, no doubt bolstered by alcohol."

An oldie, but a goodie...

Disgruntled Ninja

So Jun does have a sense of humor.

We could always go start trouble over on NINJAWEB. I can't delete my account over there!!!

Kevin Leavitt wrote: There are NINJAs on aikiweb???? really...where???

Ninjas are invisible.
Ninjas are everywhere.
You cannot see them.
This proves they are there.

QED

It's absurd and naive to think that you can talk about closing your fucking account without first demonstrating spiral windings and use of the dantien, or at least mentioning the Three Tenors of Aiki.

Have you tried :

UP - DOWN - UP - DOWN

LEFT - RIGHT - LEFT - RIGHT
A- B - A - B

????

Can you tell a Ninja by asking him if he is a ninja?

Kevin Leavitt wrote: Can you tell a Ninja by asking him if he is a ninja?

Generally the square tsuba on his straight sword worn on his back rather than through his obi is the dead giveaway.

I'm a ninja!