Aikido on Computers

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[Steve Mullen]

Does anyone know of any aikido techniques that are effective on computers because today, mine, is pretty much begging for a pounding, whoever said computers aren't alive and can't hate you were basicly not telling the truth :grr: :grr: :mad: :mad: :crazy: :crazy:

[James Davis]

Computers don't know how to breakfall. ;)

[j0nharris]

Try the ol' verbal atemi:Your CPU can be replaced, ya know... .
Maybe have someone bring in a sleek new laptop & let it see you running your fingers lovingly over the keyboard. :D

[merlynn]

Does anyone know of any aikido techniques that are effective on computers because today, mine, is pretty much begging for a pounding, whoever said computers aren't alive and can't hate you were basicly not telling the truth :grr: :grr: :mad: :mad: :crazy: :crazy:

i find that practicing the 31 jo kata on my pc always works :p dagnamit mine always crashes :grr: evileyes computers are evil machines sent to try us :crazy:

[Robert Jackson]

I don't know about Aikido but I do keep a sledge hammer by my desk... It keeps the computer in line...

[tony cameron]

try performing a palm strike to the Ki board (insert audience laughter here;)
hehe.

[Steve Mullen]

try performing a palm strike to the Ki board.

:yuck: that was bad :D

[QUOTE=j0nharris]Maybe have someone bring in a sleek new laptop & let it see you running your fingers lovingly over the keyboard.

:D now that might work, we do have a sexy little notebook around here somewhere that i've seen my computer looking at a few times.

[Drew Scott]

Sumi-Otoshi. I've found the "corner drop" to be particularly effective on notebooks, but it can take the fight out of all manner of electronics. Rather permanent though.

--Drew

[Ulises Garcia]

try performing a palm strike to the Ki board (insert audience laughter here;)
hehe.

I figure that could work, unless the computer had Aikido3D installed in it, then it coud Kotegaeshi the ki-board striker across the room (or not...) :D

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