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CNYMike 01-20-2006 04:09 PM

Re: You might be an Aikido addict if ....
 
... you think it's apprpriate that the Site Kiosk browser on the hotel computer you are using has a rotating yin/yang symbol

.... you read post #50 and think that sums up how you felt when you cam back after sixteen years.

... you are reading this at a hotel where you will stay while attending a seminar your sensei is teaching

.... you are not ashamed that you originated this thread

emma.mason15 01-21-2006 02:30 PM

Re: You might be an Aikido addict if ....
 
Hello ... my names Emma .... and Im an Ukemi addict

CNYMike 01-22-2006 10:29 PM

Re: You might be an Aikido addict if ....
 
Quote:

Emma Mason wrote:
Hello ... my names Emma .... and Im an Ukemi addict

<sitting on chair in circle with Emma and other addicts>

Hi, Emma.

emma.mason15 01-26-2006 08:08 PM

Re: You might be an Aikido addict if ....
 
Quote:

Michael Gallagher wrote:
<sitting on chair in circle with Emma and other addicts>

Hi, Emma.

*sobs with happiness*
I feel soo accepted!

Dirk Hanss 01-27-2006 03:40 AM

Re: You might be an Aikido addict if ....
 
Real Aikido addicts are not posting here - they are on the mat

Dirk

CNYMike 01-27-2006 09:43 AM

Re: You might be an Aikido addict if ....
 
Quote:

Dirk Hanss wrote:
Real Aikido addicts are not posting here - they are on the mat

Dirk

No, those are the hardcore Aikido addicts. People posting here aren't there yet, but we are still hooked.

:)

James Davis 01-27-2006 11:00 AM

Re: You might be an Aikido addict if ....
 
Quote:

Emma Mason wrote:
Hello ... my names Emma .... and Im an Ukemi addict

Get up, Emma.

GreenLizzard 01-28-2006 07:41 PM

Re: You might be an Aikido addict if ....
 
1. You never miss a class.
2. You can spend hours at a time on web sites such as this one.
3. You practice ukemi in your basement after every one else is asleep. (usually on concrete floor because it takes to long to pull out the mattress)
4. You practice ukemi in you sleep and wake up after slamming into a wall.
5. You find this amusing.

:ai: :ki: :do:

CNYMike 01-29-2006 10:58 AM

Re: You might be an Aikido addict if ....
 
Quote:

Virginia Lewis wrote:
..... You can spend hours at a time on web sites such as this one .....

Hmmm, that mean you may also suffer from aikiweb addiction. See:

http://www.aikiweb.com/forums/showthread.php?t=8227

Simbo 01-29-2006 11:13 AM

Re: You might be an Aikido addict if ....
 
Quote:

Michael Gallagher wrote:
No, those are the hardcore Aikido addicts. People posting here aren't there yet, but we are still hooked.

:)

Hey, I'd be on the mat if I could, the mats where I practice are used by other groups too, so they're not always open for me to practice. Plus I don't have anybody to practice with at random times.

emma.mason15 01-30-2006 05:43 PM

Re: You might be an Aikido addict if ....
 
Quote:

Michael Gallagher wrote:
No, those are the hardcore Aikido addicts. People posting here aren't there yet, but we are still hooked.

:)

id like to be on the mat ... i would ... but then Id have the conflict of being away from this website ....
like the psycologist says ... "baby steps!"

CNYMike 01-31-2006 11:02 AM

Re: You might be an Aikido addict if ....
 
Quote:

Emma Mason wrote:
id like to be on the mat ... i would ... but then Id have the conflict of being away from this website ....
like the psycologist says ... "baby steps!"

Unless you suffer from both Aikido addiction and Aikiweb addiction ( http://www.aikiweb.com/forums/showthread.php?t=8227 ); then you're really screwed. :)

Chiburi 02-01-2006 09:31 AM

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*weeps by extending ki on my tears*
My dojo is closed during the day, and only open during class time. My sensei is married with two kids, so he actually has a life outside of Aikido. :disgust:

Matt Molloy 02-01-2006 09:51 AM

Re: You might be an Aikido addict if ....
 
[quote=Amanda SterlingMy sensei is married with two kids, so he actually has a life outside of Aikido. :disgust:[/QUOTE]

Shameful! A life outside of Aikido? Whatever next? *shakes head*

Matt.

CNYMike 02-01-2006 10:51 AM

Re: You might be an Aikido addict if ....
 
Quote:

Matt Molloy wrote:
Shameful! A life outside of Aikido? Whatever next? *shakes head*

Matt.

Yeah, next thing you know people will be waring clothes other than their gis in daily life! :eek:

Dajo251 02-01-2006 11:45 AM

Re: You might be an Aikido addict if ....
 
Quote:

Michael Gallagher wrote:
Yeah, next thing you know people will be waring clothes other than their gis in daily life! :eek:

what kinda freak would do that?

Kutisake 02-01-2006 01:46 PM

Re: You might be an Aikido addict if ....
 
.......if u are doing aikido, all your friends are doing aikido, and all your family is doing aikido,and everybody u know are doing aikido...

Jeanne Shepard 02-01-2006 02:25 PM

Re: You might be an Aikido addict if ....
 
If you only take "Aikido Vacations" (trips to seminars)

Just got back from San Francisco!!!!

Jeanne :p

vjw 02-01-2006 07:16 PM

Re: You might be an Aikido addict if ....
 
Quote:

Jeanne Shepard wrote:
If you only take "Aikido Vacations" (trips to seminars)

Just got back from San Francisco!!!!

Jeanne :p

I took my wife on vacation twice last year. To Albany, NY for the 20th Anniversary of Faust Sensei's teaching in the Capital District and to New York city for the Christmas seminar at NY Aikikai. She does not do Aikido but she is still an addict. Me too I guess.

Matt Molloy 02-02-2006 02:10 AM

Re: You might be an Aikido addict if ....
 
Quote:

Michael Gallagher wrote:
Yeah, next thing you know people will be waring clothes other than their gis in daily life! :eek:

You mean that I'm not supposed to be wearing this at work? :confused:

Damn!

Wondered why everyone was looking at me funny. :o

*Hides suburito under desk.*

Cheers,

Matt.

CNYMike 02-02-2006 10:38 AM

Re: You might be an Aikido addict if ....
 
Quote:

Daniel Hulley wrote:
what kinda freak would do that?

I dunno, but there are some pretty weired people out there! I really ought to take my boken with me wherever I go, just to be safe. :)

James Davis 02-02-2006 10:51 AM

Re: You might be an Aikido addict if ....
 
You might be an aikido addict if you practically made a verbal prenuptial agreement with your wife that you will never stop training, ever. :straightf

(Besides, the time apart keeps her from being sick of me.) :D

Matt Molloy 02-02-2006 11:32 AM

Re: You might be an Aikido addict if ....
 
Quote:

Michael Gallagher wrote:
I dunno, but there are some pretty weired people out there! I really ought to take my boken with me wherever I go, just to be safe. :)

:D

Gotta remember to use that as my excuse.

*Goes back to wiping tea off the monitor.*

Cheers,

Matt.

CNYMike 02-03-2006 10:31 AM

Re: You might be an Aikido addict if ....
 
You're welcome, Matt. And on a serious note, you really shouldn't be eating or drinking anything if you go into a section labled "humor." Just a thought.

:)

Matt Molloy 02-04-2006 03:17 AM

Re: You might be an Aikido addict if ....
 
Quote:

Michael Gallagher wrote:
You're welcome, Matt. And on a serious note, you really shouldn't be eating or drinking anything if you go into a section labled "humor." Just a thought.

:)


I know, I know. My fault. It was a learning experience. :)

Cheers,

Matt.


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