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Old 05-30-2005, 10:18 AM   #1
CNYMike
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You might be an Aikiweb addict if ....

With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy, let's see how many we can come up with:

You might be an Aikiweb addict if .....

.... you have 50 legit e-mails in your IN box an they're all Aikiweb forum system notifications.
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Old 05-30-2005, 11:15 AM   #2
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Re: You might be an Aikiweb addict if ....

...you never ever forget to vote in a poll.
...the last thing you see before going to bed and the first thing you see in the morning is aikiweb.
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Old 05-30-2005, 11:53 AM   #3
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Re: You might be an Aikiweb addict if ....

....you find yourself talking more about Aikiweb content, than talking about your wedding...that you are in the middle of!...

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Old 05-30-2005, 05:48 PM   #4
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Re: You might be an Aikiweb addict if ....

...you're always looking forward to the latest post in "Good Hakama Gone Bad"...

...you can relate to the tales in "Aiki-doh's"...


"He who dies with the most toys...still dies."
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Old 05-30-2005, 07:29 PM   #5
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Re: You might be an Aikiweb addict if ....

...you can extend your Ki to check for new updates on AikiWiki
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Old 05-30-2005, 07:45 PM   #6
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Re: You might be an Aikiweb addict if ....

...you talk to your virtual Aikiweb friends more than you do to the people you work with...


Hiriki no yosei 3 - The kihon that makes your head ache instead of your legs
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Old 05-30-2005, 07:52 PM   #7
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Re: You might be an Aikiweb addict if ....

You check it more often than your email.

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Old 05-30-2005, 09:21 PM   #8
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Re: You might be an Aikiweb addict if ....

... you clicked on this thread.


Oh no.
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Old 05-31-2005, 12:23 AM   #9
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Re: You might be an Aikiweb addict if ....

...you no longer ask your questions about techniques to your sensei, but you wait until going back home to start a new thread in Aikiweb with all your concerns (as extensive as they may be)...

"He who dies with the most toys...still dies."
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Old 05-31-2005, 05:11 AM   #10
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Re: You might be an Aikiweb addict if ....

...you've memorised all the "Dokas of the Day" because of over exposure
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Old 05-31-2005, 06:02 AM   #11
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Re: You might be an Aikiweb addict if ....

You feel secretly dissapointed when no-one's updated a thread that you've been following.

Aikido doesn't work? My Aikido works, what on earth are you practicing?!
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Old 05-31-2005, 07:05 AM   #12
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Re: You might be an Aikiweb addict if ....

Quote:
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You feel secretly dissapointed when no-one's updated a thread that you've been following.
D*mn!

No update for over an hour. What's going on?



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Old 05-31-2005, 09:58 AM   #13
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Re: You might be an Aikiweb addict if ....

Quote:
James Reid wrote:
...you've memorised all the "Dokas of the Day" because of over exposure
Worse,

...the "Dokas of the Day" start making a whole lot of sense...


"He who dies with the most toys...still dies."
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Old 05-31-2005, 10:27 AM   #14
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Re: You might be an Aikiweb addict if ....

Quote:
Matthew Zsebik wrote:
... you clicked on this thread.


Oh no.
.... you started this thread. It is too late for me ....
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Old 05-31-2005, 01:06 PM   #15
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Re: You might be an Aikiweb addict if ....

... you always keep an eye open during sazen gazing at your laptop to follow this thread.

+++ Don't think, feel. +++
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Old 05-31-2005, 05:11 PM   #16
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Re: You might be an Aikiweb addict if ....

You start singing dokas of the day around the campfire as you make s'mores...

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Old 05-31-2005, 06:09 PM   #17
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Re: You might be an Aikiweb addict if ....

...when going back home, you consider logging on to Aikiweb as "quality family time"...


Last edited by Ulises Garcia : 05-31-2005 at 06:16 PM.

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Old 06-01-2005, 01:22 AM   #18
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Re: You might be an Aikiweb addict if ....

.... in spite of being dead tired and ready to fall flat on your face, you still add to threads at 3:22 in the morning.
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Old 06-01-2005, 12:35 PM   #19
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Re: You might be an Aikiweb addict if ....

... you spend more time checking aikiweb for updates than you do training.
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Old 06-01-2005, 02:47 PM   #20
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Re: You might be an Aikiweb addict if ....

...you start thinking that logging on to Aikiweb IS training...


"He who dies with the most toys...still dies."
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Old 06-01-2005, 09:13 PM   #21
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Re: You might be an Aikiweb addict if ....

Quote:
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...you talk to your virtual Aikiweb friends more than you do to the people you work with...
And now everyone knows the real reason why two of your co-workers have started hanging out here.

- awh
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Old 06-01-2005, 10:22 PM   #22
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Re: You might be an Aikiweb addict if ....

Quote:
Andrew Hamilton wrote:
And now everyone knows the real reason why two of your co-workers have started hanging out here.

- awh
Hey! Don't blame *me* for *your* addiction

--Michael

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Old 06-01-2005, 11:21 PM   #23
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Re: You might be an Aikiweb addict if ....

Quote:
Ulises Garcia wrote:
...you start thinking that logging on to Aikiweb IS training...


It isn't!?


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Old 06-02-2005, 12:10 PM   #24
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Re: You might be an Aikiweb addict if ....

You might be an Aikiweb addict if .....

you name is Karen Wolek!

(Sorry Karen, but you know it's true! )

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Old 06-03-2005, 02:01 PM   #25
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Re: You might be an Aikiweb addict if ....

...The god of your known universe is called Jun...


"He who dies with the most toys...still dies."
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