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07-24-2001, 01:04 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2000
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Yooo-shhhinn-kkkaaaaan!!! ha ha
Joke coming,
Three aikidoka walk into a toilet. All 3 pull down there gi bottoms and begin relieving themselves at the urinals.
One of the 3 was a ki society aikidoka
one was an aikikai member
and the third was a Yoshinkan aikidoka
After they had finished they pulled up their pants and proceeded to the sinks.
The ki society guy washed his hands in the sink and began drying his hands with some paper towelets. He used 8 towelets to dry his hands, and he said
''in the ki society we are very thorough''
then the aikikai member went up to the sink, washed his hands and dryed his hands but he only used 2 paper towelets, and he said
'' in the aikikai we are very thorough, and very economical''
but then the yoshinkan aikidoka after finishing his buisness at the urinal, pulled up his gi bottoms and began to walk out of the toilet.
The ki society guy and the aikikai member while putting on their hakama said in unison
''what are you doing you havent washed your hands''
and the yoshinkan guy exclaimed
''in the yoshinkan we dont piss on our hands''
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
you can change that around were appropriate.
PLease dont get enoyed, just having some fun.
I love all styles, its aalllllll aikido..........ahhhhhh loooovvvveeee!!!!!
thanks
Matt Banks
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''Zanshin be aware hold fast your centre''
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07-24-2001, 03:05 PM
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Dojo: Masatake Dojo (Israeli Aikido Organization)
Location: Rehovot - Israel
Join Date: Sep 2000
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Re: Yooo-shhhinn-kkkaaaaan!!! ha ha
I'll remember that next time I have to shake a Yoshinkan Aikidoka's hand...
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07-24-2001, 04:30 PM
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Location: livingston, scotland
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Oh Matt.....
you're gonna have 8 psycho guys with bleeding knees and fists round at your house anytime now 
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07-24-2001, 05:14 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2001
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Re: Yooo-shhhinn-kkkaaaaan!!! ha ha
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Originally posted by Matt Banks
Joke coming,
PLease dont get enoyed, just having some fun.
I love all styles, its aalllllll aikido..........ahhhhhh loooovvvveeee!!!!!
thanks
Matt Banks
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Matt,
You're in a happy mood today - noticed you still can't find the spellcheck button. 
Just don't help yourself to the mints on your way out (unless they're individually wrapped).
Jim23
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Remember, all generalizations are false
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07-27-2001, 11:39 AM
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Dojo: Aikido of Greater Atlanta
Location: Atlanta, GA
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You really like those smileys, don't you Jim?
I guess there are worse things to do than smile, though...
No comment about the joke, heh...
Nick
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Nick Porter
"Do not fall into the trap of the artisan who boasts twenty years of experience, when in fact he has had only one year of experience-- twenty times."
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07-27-2001, 02:05 PM
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Location: livingston, scotland
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I know an aikido joke.....
me!
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07-27-2001, 02:21 PM
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Dojo: Aikido of Greater Atlanta
Location: Atlanta, GA
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I've heard of some stupid jokes, but...
heh heh... but seriously, have you heard the one about...?
Nick
PS-- MJ, nothin personal... I just saw an opening and blended with it... hehe...
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Nick Porter
"Do not fall into the trap of the artisan who boasts twenty years of experience, when in fact he has had only one year of experience-- twenty times."
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