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Old 12-02-2005, 04:15 AM   #1
emma.mason15
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Dear Aikidoka

As said in a different thread .. I think we need a dear Aikidoka page. so here it is .... no its not dear dory, as im expecting you to all help these unfortunate people and their problems!
Im keen to see what this comes up with!

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Old 12-03-2005, 11:45 AM   #2
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Re: Dear Aikidoka

okies ... heres yer 1st one.
Dear Aikidoka,
It has come to my attention that I am unable to avoid posting in the humour section and making dirty smutty comments and generally dragging aikiwebs informative threads down in to the gutter with me ... and my wet tee-shirt ...
Help me

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Old 12-03-2005, 02:36 PM   #3
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Re: Dear Aikidoka

So.any wet t pics?.......

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Old 12-03-2005, 03:07 PM   #4
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Re: Dear Aikidoka

Yeah, any pics?

-U-

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Old 12-03-2005, 05:04 PM   #5
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Re: Dear Aikidoka

well guys naturally i would ... but i think its best to leave that on more ...er .... specialist sites! D

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Old 12-04-2005, 04:18 AM   #6
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dear aikidoka why is it that i cant help but join in emmas debauching of aikiweb,could it be that she is a bad influence or is it because we work as a team? please help

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Old 12-04-2005, 04:42 AM   #7
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Re: Dear Aikidoka

well a little ... group girlie action never hurt anyone now did it? .... LOL Muhahahahahahah ... succumb to the dark side! ::

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Old 12-04-2005, 04:46 AM   #8
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Re: Dear Aikidoka

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well a little ... group girlie action never hurt anyone now did it? .... LOL Muhahahahahahah ... succumb to the dark side! ::
girlie action what ever can you mean ! oh oh were at it again emma, right so are we a bad influence on all that read and log on to aiki web do you think?

yes master i will come over to the dark side

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Old 12-04-2005, 04:52 AM   #9
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yes master i will come over to the dark side

*pat u on the head* .... good girl ... u know it makes sense!
and as for being a bad influence on the aikiwebbers .... well ... have you read some of their posts?

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Old 12-04-2005, 11:19 AM   #10
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emma of course we are a bad influenece on the aikiwebbers hun, but the question you have to ask yourself is...who is the master and who is the pupil

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Old 12-04-2005, 02:21 PM   #11
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girlie action what ever can you mean ! oh oh were at it again emma, right so are we a bad influence on all that read and log on to aiki web do you think?

yes master i will come over to the dark side
I love Aikiweb...

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Old 12-05-2005, 02:11 AM   #12
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I love Aikiweb...

-U-
lol hun i think you on the right page, now come, join us

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Old 12-05-2005, 09:14 AM   #13
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Re: Dear Aikidoka

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So.any wet t pics?.......


Lan...

Check you're PM's! Just don't forward on the pics. I've got them copyrighted.

Don't worry, Dory! I didn't send that one of you at the waterfall doing "Dory Misogi." I'm keeping THAT one for myself!

PS: Lan, check out the second one of Karen! That's a particularly nice little picture.

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Old 12-05-2005, 09:53 AM   #14
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Dear Aikidoka i don't know what to do with all this money i am saving due to not needing my subscriptions to those specialist sites since karen and emma teamed up.

Any ideas

"No matter your pretence, you are what you are and nothing more." - Kenshiro Abbe Shihan
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Old 12-05-2005, 09:55 AM   #15
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Lan...

Check you're PM's! Just don't forward on the pics. I've got them copyrighted.

Don't worry, Dory! I didn't send that one of you at the waterfall doing "Dory Misogi." I'm keeping THAT one for myself!

PS: Lan, check out the second one of Karen! That's a particularly nice little picture.
Bozz, hook a brother up!!

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Old 12-05-2005, 10:14 AM   #16
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M0r n00dz plz!

They're all screaming about the rock n roll, but I would say that it's getting old. - REFUSED.
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Old 12-05-2005, 10:38 AM   #17
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Re: Dear Aikidoka

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girlie action what ever can you mean ! oh oh were at it again emma, right so are we a bad influence on all that read and log on to aiki web do you think?

yes master i will come over to the dark side
I don't swim well and am not a fan of water but I may just doggy paddle all the way to the UK to see these two... on the mat together?
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Old 12-05-2005, 12:12 PM   #18
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I don't swim well and am not a fan of water but I may just doggy paddle all the way to the UK to see these two... on the mat together?
OR... you could just log into the Chat Room! Emma is a regular Virtual Bartender, in a virtual bar... complete with a huge dojo with windows and doors to throw people out of. It's lots of fun for people with a good sense of humor and a little (or lots) of imagination!

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Old 12-05-2005, 02:59 PM   #19
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OR... you could just log into the Chat Room! Emma is a regular Virtual Bartender, in a virtual bar... complete with a huge dojo with windows and doors to throw people out of. It's lots of fun for people with a good sense of humor and a little (or lots) of imagination!
Hell yeah ... the bars been empty for ages! ... my takings are WAAAAAY down!
Come see Dory at the Dojo Bar and I may get me wench uniform out!!!.... first drinks on me .....

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Old 12-05-2005, 03:38 PM   #20
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Dear Aikidoka i don't know what to do with all this money i am saving due to not needing my subscriptions to those specialist sites since karen and emma teamed up.

Any ideas
You could make a contribution to the "Foundation For the Caring and Feeding of James".

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Old 12-05-2005, 03:45 PM   #21
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Dear Aikidoka i don't know what to do with all this money i am saving due to not needing my subscriptions to those specialist sites since karen and emma teamed up.

Any ideas
i have an idea you can give the money to me

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Old 12-05-2005, 03:56 PM   #22
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or u could invest your cash in my business .... my McDojo is always looking for suckers .... er ... i mean investors!

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Old 12-05-2005, 03:57 PM   #23
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I don't swim well and am not a fan of water but I may just doggy paddle all the way to the UK to see these two... on the mat together?
actually ... I wouldnt mind being on the matt with K ..... HEY K .... WHEN U GUNNA COME PLAY???

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Old 12-06-2005, 02:25 AM   #24
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actually ... I wouldnt mind being on the matt with K ..... HEY K .... WHEN U GUNNA COME PLAY???

hell girl im always ready , willing and able for you any time you me and aload of hot cute male aikidoka what more could we want emmsy

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Old 12-06-2005, 08:57 AM   #25
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hell girl im always ready , willing and able for you any time you me and aload of hot cute male aikidoka what more could we want emmsy
You two talkin' about me again?

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