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Old 01-26-2006, 11:40 AM   #1
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Ninja Burger

I was e-mailing with my co-workers about where to order lunch and this place came up. Have you heard of it?

http://www.ninjaburger.com/

I'm loving the menu and the employment opportunities!

Check it out apparently there's a franchise near you, so long as you don't live near Detroit

Enjoy

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Old 01-26-2006, 12:04 PM   #2
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Re: Ninja Burger

The Ninja Burger game is pretty great.
A game can take from 10 min. to hours depending on how many play and general luck.
It is more humor/entertainment than hard core strategy.
Complete delivery missions and gain honor (they take about a minute each).
Help or undermine the other ninja players to keep anyone from getting to far ahead or behind in honor.
Fail your ninja mission and lose honor.
Earn money to buy cool ninja stuff.
Gain enough honor and get you own franchise.
Lose to much honor and you must apologize to your ancestors, in person, on the other side.
Pick it up. It is fun and simple to play.

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Old 01-26-2006, 04:52 PM   #3
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Ninjas vs pirates debate anyone?
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Old 01-26-2006, 04:53 PM   #4
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Im sorry, but thats one thing those guys have got wrong. Everyone knows; Pirates OWN Ninjas!

YAR!

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Old 01-26-2006, 07:57 PM   #5
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Re: Ninja Burger

can you not be a ninja pirate??? ... but then ... if you were wearing the ninja face thingy ... and an eyepatch ... and a hat .... wow .... think of the costume possibilities!

Dance your cares away .... worry for another day ... let the music play .... down in fraggle rock!

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Old 01-26-2006, 08:12 PM   #6
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As a matter of fact, I AM a ninja pirate. But i"m also a 16th Century Middle Eastern princess and also a Victorian Prostitute, so believe what you want.

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Old 01-26-2006, 11:14 PM   #7
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weird Im a samuri astronaut and an ancient greek janitor

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Old 01-26-2006, 11:32 PM   #8
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Jo... WOW... i'm a submarine ninja pirate... BTW when will that nude Jo Kata calendar be out???LOL

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Old 01-27-2006, 04:07 PM   #9
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Re: Ninja Burger

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can you not be a ninja pirate??? ... but then ... if you were wearing the ninja face thingy ... and an eyepatch ... and a hat .... wow .... think of the costume possibilities!
Now Emma, that would leave you with only one eye peeking out of a black bag. Plus, the hook accessory would make throwing shuriken difficult at best.
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Old 01-27-2006, 08:54 PM   #10
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Now Emma, that would leave you with only one eye peeking out of a black bag.
No, no, no that's a BURKA she's dressing as a pirate-ninja... so that would be a PIRJA that's something completely different!

(but mostly because of the hook thingy)

BTW could you imagine a ninja witha peg leg being silent? Maybe its just got a roller wheel on it or something!

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Old 01-28-2006, 09:35 AM   #11
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You Must buy the Entire set of attachments and accessories to get the bonus set of Ginsu retractible fingernail/grappling hooks...

Q
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Old 01-28-2006, 09:50 AM   #12
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this is totally hilarious... but seriously how do i get a job with them???

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Old 01-29-2006, 02:49 PM   #13
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Re: Ninja Burger

Edwin, Edwin, Edwin....

We'd love to tell you, but then, we'd have to kill you. My suggestion is that you continue your Ninjitsu and don't worry, they'll call you when they need you.

Elizabeth
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Old 01-30-2006, 06:30 AM   #14
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My preference is that of Cowboy/pirate.

They're all screaming about the rock n roll, but I would say that it's getting old. - REFUSED.
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Old 01-30-2006, 05:40 PM   #15
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My preference is that of Cowboy/pirate.
ahhhh so its chaps and lassoos? ... or lassoos and hooks? ... or hooks and chaps ... or ... or... dganamit ... im overloaded with images!

Dance your cares away .... worry for another day ... let the music play .... down in fraggle rock!

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Old 01-30-2006, 05:49 PM   #16
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ahh a good honorable ninja death... my mother will be so proud...

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Old 01-30-2006, 06:06 PM   #17
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Re: Ninja Burger

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Edwin, Edwin, Edwin....

We'd love to tell you, but then, we'd have to kill you. My suggestion is that you continue your Ninjitsu and don't worry, they'll call you when they need you.

Elizabeth
yeah ... ur listed in the ninja directory right?
"dial-a-ninja!" .. the black pages!

Dance your cares away .... worry for another day ... let the music play .... down in fraggle rock!

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Old 01-31-2006, 05:40 AM   #18
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Checky Shirts and a ninja face mask, actually. Style and anonymity...

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Old 02-07-2006, 05:18 AM   #19
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Re: Ninja Burger

wow nick ... ud look so .... whats the word? ... um ... "special"

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Old 02-07-2006, 11:50 AM   #20
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Re: Ninja Burger

Quote:
Emma Mason wrote:
wow nick ... ud look so .... whats the word? ... um ... "special"
And some of these accessories:
http://www.mcphee.com/categories/unicornninja.html
Would certainly complete the "special" look.
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Old 02-11-2006, 08:44 AM   #21
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And some of these accessories:
http://www.mcphee.com/categories/unicornninja.html
Would certainly complete the "special" look.
wow ... i loved the avenging unicorn play set .......

im thinking of combining a rainbow brite and ninja look ... so ... "RAINBOW NINJA!"

Dance your cares away .... worry for another day ... let the music play .... down in fraggle rock!

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Old 02-21-2006, 05:11 AM   #22
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I'm kinda leaning leaning towards the marselle marsou look, you know the silent clown assasin, if only i could get the costume out of this damn invisible box!
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Old 02-21-2006, 09:57 AM   #23
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Ah the fight between pirate and cowboy continues, try this thread from White Rose NE's web page. if offended by crude language and bad jokes please be warned http://www.whiteroseaikidone.co.uk/f...topic.php?t=81

"No matter your pretence, you are what you are and nothing more." - Kenshiro Abbe Shihan
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Old 02-21-2006, 10:49 AM   #24
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As a matter of fact, I AM a ninja pirate. But i"m also a 16th Century Middle Eastern princess and also a Victorian Prostitute, so believe what you want.
I was a Victorian Gentleman, and I believe I was one of your customers, if memory serves me well you gave very good value indeed, my thanks kind lady, I must leave now as my hansom cab awaits.

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Old 02-26-2006, 12:41 PM   #25
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2o locations within 30 minutes of me how cool is that

some things are so dear and so precious you have to let them go
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