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Old 03-14-2006, 12:46 PM   #1
Patrick Crane
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Aikido Bumper Stickers

"Aikido=MC2"

- That is, "Aikido equals M(mass) times C(speed of light) squared"
On the bumper sticker, the "2" is written as an exponent, just like in Einstein's famous relativity formula.

Any other ideas??
Is there an aikido bumper sticker you've always wanted but could never find, or one you saw once but could never get one?
Let me know and I'll make it for you.
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Old 03-15-2006, 01:41 AM   #2
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Re: Aikido Bumper Stickers

(in small writing: )

If you can read this, then there is something wrong with your maai, dude.
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Old 03-16-2006, 03:22 PM   #3
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Re: Aikido Bumper Stickers

If you can read this then there is something wrong with your maai, dude.

Let me know it you want the font size even smaller, like, teeny tiny.

Since you're in Germany, I could do one that says,
"Wenn sie dieses lesen kann, gibt es etwas mit dein maai los."
or however you prefer to phrase it.
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Old 03-16-2006, 08:24 PM   #4
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Re: Aikido Bumper Stickers

"I'm OK, You're Uke."

"Yes, as a matter of fact I do own the whole !!##!! mat!"

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Old 03-17-2006, 02:10 AM   #5
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Re: Aikido Bumper Stickers

Quote:
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"I'm OK, You're Uke."

"Yes, as a matter of fact I do own the whole !!##!! mat!"
I´d love those! How many do you reckon fit on one bumper? I want them all

How much would it be to get one, Patrick?
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Old 03-17-2006, 07:16 AM   #6
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Re: Aikido Bumper Stickers

Practicing Aikido Parenting
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Old 03-18-2006, 11:03 AM   #7
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Re: Aikido Bumper Stickers

Quote:
Sonja McGough wrote:
I´d love those! How many do you reckon fit on one bumper? I want them all

How much would it be to get one, Patrick?

To get one, click on this link HERE
Then click where it says "Requested Designs."

I'm not sure how many can fit on a bumper.
Of course, I've seen people cover the entire back of their car in stickers. Maybe try just two or three to start and if you come up with any more ideas you can add them.

Have fun!
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Old 03-22-2006, 02:27 AM   #8
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Re: Aikido Bumper Stickers

Aikidoka do it till they bleed

"No matter your pretence, you are what you are and nothing more." - Kenshiro Abbe Shihan
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Old 03-22-2006, 02:31 AM   #9
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Re: Aikido Bumper Stickers

Im a dan grade.....yes you can touch me

I go head over heals for tori


and one straight from the mouth of the head of white rose aikikai

"my name is shane riley.....That's sensei to you"

"No matter your pretence, you are what you are and nothing more." - Kenshiro Abbe Shihan
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Old 03-22-2006, 04:28 AM   #10
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Re: Aikido Bumper Stickers

Grab my wrist.

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Old 03-22-2006, 06:52 AM   #11
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Re: Aikido Bumper Stickers

Quote:
Gerard Miller wrote:
Grab my wrist.
I would like to expand on that:

Go ahead, punk. Grab my wrist!
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Old 03-22-2006, 11:22 AM   #12
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Only trust people as far as you can throw them...
WE CAN SHOW YOU HOW!
Ft. Myers School of Aikido (239) 437-2006

"The only difference between Congress and drunken sailors is that drunken sailors spend their own money." -Tom Feeney, representative from Florida
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Old 03-23-2006, 12:15 PM   #13
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Re: Aikido Bumper Stickers

Thanks,
Great suggestions so far.
They can be viewed by clicking HERE
Go to the section that says "Aikido: Requested Designs"
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Old 04-03-2006, 12:49 PM   #14
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Re: Aikido Bumper Stickers

A couple new ones:
"Have you hugged your Uke today?"
"Shut Up And Practice !!"
"Bad Ukemi" .....(you gotta see that one)

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As always, orders can be placed HERE
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Old 04-04-2006, 08:58 AM   #15
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please tell me that "Bad Ukemi" is a picture of a tiger attack or something...

You'd be surprised at how much aikido philosophy you can pick up on at the end of the party when there's just a couple drunk sempai and you.
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Old 04-04-2006, 10:44 AM   #16
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I've removed the extremely grotesque image depicted in the "bad ukemi" bumper sticker. Please refrain from posting such images here.

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Old 04-04-2006, 04:11 PM   #17
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Re: Aikido Bumper Stickers

Quote:
Steven Imboden wrote:
please tell me that "Bad Ukemi" is a picture of a tiger attack or something...
Lol, not really sure.
Folks have speculated on many possibilities, or that it might not even be "real."
I happened upon it somewhere in cyberspace years ago and just recently rediscovered it in an old folder on my hard drive.

I thought, "that poor fellow looks almost as bad as I felt my first few months of class."
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Old 04-10-2006, 01:39 AM   #18
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Re: Aikido Bumper Stickers

Here's one...

"Driver finds ki's, with eyes closed"
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Old 04-10-2006, 09:35 AM   #19
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Quote:
Patrick Crane wrote:
Lol, not really sure.
Folks have speculated on many possibilities, or that it might not even be "real."
I happened upon it somewhere in cyberspace years ago and just recently rediscovered it in an old folder on my hard drive.

I thought, "that poor fellow looks almost as bad as I felt my first few months of class."
I wouldn't be able to tell if it was faked or not, but I've seen real pictures of dog attacks and they weren't pretty either, so that had the possibility of being real.

You'd be surprised at how much aikido philosophy you can pick up on at the end of the party when there's just a couple drunk sempai and you.
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Old 04-10-2006, 09:07 PM   #20
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Re: Aikido Bumper Stickers

Being in the lineage of Steven Seagall, in my dojo we say,

"Reach out and HIT someone!"
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Old 04-11-2006, 01:36 AM   #21
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Re: Aikido Bumper Stickers

New Ones:

Reach Out And HIT Someone!
Driver finds Ki's, with eyes closed
Aikido: A Kinder Gentler Can Of WhoopAss

Bumper Stickers Available Here

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Old 04-11-2006, 06:31 PM   #22
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Re: Aikido Bumper Stickers

Stay Pretty-
Practice good ukemi

"No matter your pretence, you are what you are and nothing more." - Kenshiro Abbe Shihan
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Old 04-11-2006, 06:32 PM   #23
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practice safe sex.......keep a bokken nearby

"No matter your pretence, you are what you are and nothing more." - Kenshiro Abbe Shihan
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Old 04-11-2006, 11:57 PM   #24
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Quote:
Steve Mullen wrote:
practice safe sex.......keep a bokken nearby
OK, you're going to have to explain this one to me...

Jeanne
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Old 04-12-2006, 06:20 AM   #25
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Re: Aikido Bumper Stickers

"if you think im ugly you should see my uki"


and as for the safe sex one, you never know when a bokken can come in handy.

"No matter your pretence, you are what you are and nothing more." - Kenshiro Abbe Shihan
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