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Old 10-18-2005, 09:26 AM   #1
Taliesin
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Male or Female

Just another observation i picked up on the net

Subject: Gender

You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender.

1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can
see right through them.

2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to
warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the
right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are
pushed.

3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you
have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.

7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the
bottom.

9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last
5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male,didn't
you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without
it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he
keeps trying!
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Old 10-18-2005, 09:43 AM   #2
Steve Mullen
Dojo: White Rose (Sunderland)
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Re: Male or Female

[applause] [applause]

"No matter your pretence, you are what you are and nothing more." - Kenshiro Abbe Shihan
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Old 10-18-2005, 10:36 AM   #3
aikigirl10
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Re: Male or Female

lol those are funny... i got one for u

bagpipes are male... better seen not heard! muahahahahaha thats a good one
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