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Old 09-09-2005, 03:31 AM   #1
Taliesin
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A Message you'd rather not recieve

.........A MAN checked into a hotel in Australia. There was a computer in his room so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.

However, he accidentally typed the wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral.

The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends.

After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To : My Loving Wife
Subject : I've Arrived
Date: June 3, 2005

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones.

I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

Looking forward to seeing you then!

Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

PS It is damn hot down here !!
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Old 09-09-2005, 04:22 AM   #2
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Re: A Message you'd rather not recieve



In fact I can only hope my (soon to be EX) wife does get one of these.

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Old 09-09-2005, 04:46 AM   #3
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Re: A Message you'd rather not recieve

ouch sore1 mark, hope you can sort it out and live in peace mate.
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Old 09-09-2005, 05:03 PM   #4
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Re: A Message you'd rather not recieve

That reminds me of a story my friend told me. When he was in third grade he went to the phone to call his friend Isaac. He dialed the number but he accidentally dialed a 2 instead of a 3 and when he asked to speak to Isaac an old woman on the other end of the line said "My husband Isaac has been dead for five years"
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Old 09-10-2005, 12:45 AM   #5
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Re: A Message you'd rather not recieve

That's sort of like the friends Mark and Tom. They both loved baseball, and when Tom died, Mark was heartbroken. A few days later, Mark walks in and sees Tom on his couch. Shocked, Mark asks what Tom is doing there instead of in heavan. Tom promptly tells him that he has some good news and some bad news. The good news was that there was in fact baseball in heavan. The bad news: Mark was pitching the next day.

Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.
-Barry LePatner
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Old 09-13-2005, 12:31 PM   #6
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Re: A Message you'd rather not recieve

Wow!!!.......All these jokes are just great!
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