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Old 10-13-2005, 10:32 AM   #51
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Re: You might be an Aikiweb addict if ....

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Yeah, but just remember: no one likes a quitter.
...unless you're sharing the computer with someone else.

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Old 10-14-2005, 01:57 AM   #52
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Re: You might be an Aikiweb addict if ....

"This one time on aikiweb....."
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Old 10-15-2005, 06:24 AM   #53
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Re: You might be an Aikiweb addict if ....

if most of the people on your msn messenger are from aikiweb.....................
and you may be even more of an aikiweb addicict if you are so busy on here you forget your suposed to be cooking your tea

some things are so dear and so precious you have to let them go
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Old 10-21-2005, 06:14 AM   #54
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Re: You might be an Aikiweb addict if ....

you start referring to aikichatters as everyday friends ...
ie ... cant stay and have a cup of tea mum .. im meeting my friends!


and for the record i CAN quit anytime I like ......

Dance your cares away .... worry for another day ... let the music play .... down in fraggle rock!

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Old 10-21-2005, 10:13 AM   #55
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Re: You might be an Aikiweb addict if ....

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you start referring to aikichatters as everyday friends ...
ie ... cant stay and have a cup of tea mum .. im meeting my friends!


and for the record i CAN quit anytime I like ......
Emma,

You're reading this because you've logged on again.

You can't stop, Emma.

Join us....

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Old 11-13-2005, 01:08 AM   #56
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Re: You might be an Aikiweb addict if ....

.... your comment in post #18 ( http://www.aikiweb.com/forums/showpo...2&postcount=18 ) still applies.

.... you acknowledge you post a lot, but you can quit anytime you want to.

Last edited by CNYMike : 11-13-2005 at 01:12 AM. Reason: I did post this before
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Old 11-13-2005, 01:15 AM   #57
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Re: You might be an Aikiweb addict if ....

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You say "I'm going offline" when you go to bed!
I'm going offline .... OH, BUGGER!
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Old 11-13-2005, 11:52 AM   #58
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Re: You might be an Aikiweb addict if ....

Quote:
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[standing up in circle]

Hi, my name's Mark and I'm an AikiWebaholic, I haven't posted now for....damn!
Aikiweb: Not a place for rehab...

"He who dies with the most toys...still dies."
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Old 12-10-2005, 04:03 PM   #59
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Re: You might be an Aikiweb addict if ....

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youve stopped doing coursework .... to be on aikiweb ......
Shh, don't tell my Geography teacher

... when you spell check all you post "to be polite"

... when you don't remember where those two hours went

... when you read through 2 and a half pages just to get to the end of the topic so you can post at the end

The pen is mightier than the sword.
But a sword
Dipped in ink,
Now,
That's a good compromise.
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Old 12-10-2005, 04:51 PM   #60
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Re: You might be an Aikiweb addict if ....

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... when you read through 2 and a half pages just to get to the end of the topic so you can post at the end
DOH!!

Oh well.... since I went ahead and READ all of these I guess I'll post.

When my ancient (circa '98) computer finally flopped its last disk I HAD to get a new one for no other reason that to check the threads

And, you know... all those times when I DO read the 6 pages of posts (long into the night) I find that a lot of people have already expressed my opinions for me. How's that for aiki... I just let the momentum of the thread continue on with an added bonus of keeping my post count low

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Old 12-11-2005, 05:14 PM   #61
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Re: You might be an Aikiweb addict if ....

you aknowledge your favourite time of day is getting on aikiweb and reading my blogs!!! ... ok the forums!

Dance your cares away .... worry for another day ... let the music play .... down in fraggle rock!

when bored ... do as I do. Poke a patient!
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Old 02-07-2006, 09:59 AM   #62
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Re: You might be an Aikiweb addict if ....

..... you go to Aikiweb to post questions like this:

http://www.aikiweb.com/forums/showth...635#post130635
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Old 02-11-2006, 08:49 AM   #63
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Re: You might be an Aikiweb addict if ....

[quote=Michael Gallagher]..... you go to Aikiweb to post questions like this:

http://www.aikiweb.com/forums/showth...635#post130635[/QUOTE
You go on aikiweb to answer questions like that

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Old 02-17-2006, 09:06 AM   #64
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Re: You might be an Aikiweb addict if ....

... you use AIkiweb to cure your insomnia ( http://www.aikiweb.com/forums/showpo...&postcount=579 )
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Old 02-18-2006, 07:56 PM   #65
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Re: You might be an Aikiweb addict if ....

If your home page at work is AikiWeb, and you tell the computer tech not to delete it because it's part of your religious practices.

Heck, I did it and the guy believed it so he left me alone. . .
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Old 02-21-2006, 10:33 PM   #66
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Re: You might be an Aikiweb addict if ....

if the first web site you visit when you have your internet hooked back up is aikiweb

some things are so dear and so precious you have to let them go
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Old 02-22-2006, 03:19 AM   #67
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Re: You might be an Aikiweb addict if ....

you find yourself sitting in a circle of a dozen individuals saying "My names Mark, I'm an Aikiholic, I haven't logged on today" and the other people nod their heads in show of solidarity. One day at a time mark, one day at a time.

Success is having what you want. Happiness is wanting what you have.
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Old 02-22-2006, 03:27 AM   #68
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Re: You might be an Aikiweb addict if ....

Its ypour first site in the morning ... and last one at night .....
ahhhhhhhhhhhh

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Old 02-22-2006, 03:29 AM   #69
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Re: You might be an Aikiweb addict if ....

Just One More Post Damnit .....

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Old 02-22-2006, 04:13 AM   #70
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Re: You might be an Aikiweb addict if ....

no you promised you would quit emma

some things are so dear and so precious you have to let them go
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Old 03-08-2006, 06:51 PM   #71
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Re: You might be an Aikiweb addict if ....

.....you insist on wearing your Gi whilst posting.

Hi i'm new by the way.
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Old 03-10-2006, 11:37 PM   #72
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Re: You might be an Aikiweb addict if ....

when you are on aikiweb on a saturday night...oh man this is just sad

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Old 03-11-2006, 10:18 AM   #73
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Re: You might be an Aikiweb addict if ....

Quote:
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when you are on aikiweb on a saturday night...oh man this is just sad
It's even sadder when you consider that, unless you live in Australia, it was FRIDAY night when you posted that! Would losing track of time be another symptom?
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Old 03-11-2006, 11:12 AM   #74
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yeah I was calling it saturday all night for some odd reason, oh well

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Old 03-12-2006, 09:05 AM   #75
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Re: You might be an Aikiweb addict if ....

when you tell the kids their homework is not important ... "mummy has to just look at this a minute .... NO DAMNIT GO AWAY ........ "

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