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Old 06-17-2005, 08:54 AM   #26
Eric Webber
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Re: You might be an Aikiweb addict if ....

You reflect upon the Doka of the Day in daily aikido classes... and then insist that everyone who attends the weekly class that you teach read the Doka's and examine their application to aiki practice.
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Old 08-05-2005, 11:22 AM   #27
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.... on the secon day of your long-awaited vacation in Maine, you use a computer at a univeristy kiosk ( http://www.umaine.edu ) to check recent discussions in "general." (Guess who? And where?)
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Old 08-06-2005, 03:10 PM   #28
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you develop the abitity to survive withouit sleep just to talk to other aikiweb users .....
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Old 08-08-2005, 02:17 AM   #29
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Re: You might be an Aikiweb addict if ....

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You reflect upon the Doka of the Day in daily aikido classes... and then insist that everyone who attends the weekly class that you teach read the Doka's and examine their application to aiki practice.
Never will understand the doka of the day...you try, you fail. You try, you fail. But the only real failure is when you just CAN'T FRIGGEN GET IT!!!

Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.
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Old 08-08-2005, 04:34 AM   #30
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Re: You might be an Aikiweb addict if ....

...you compare aikiweb with other MA web sides; aikiweb vs ....
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Old 08-08-2005, 11:46 AM   #31
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You might be an Aikiweb addict if...

AikiWeb is your Home Page.

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Old 08-08-2005, 03:23 PM   #32
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You might be an Aikiweb addict if...

AikiWeb is your Home Page.
How dare you say such a thing!!! *small voice* guilty...

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Old 08-09-2005, 11:10 PM   #33
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Re: You might be an Aikiweb addict if ....

...you spend more time on aikiweb than you do sleeping...
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Old 08-10-2005, 08:06 PM   #34
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...you spend more time on aikiweb than you do sleeping...
Wow! Even I'm not that bad ... yet ....
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Old 08-27-2005, 08:42 AM   #35
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Youve forgotton what natural light is due to spending entire days sat staring at the screen ... (give me a few more weeks ... and I'll start to resemble Gollum!)
... yessssssss my prrrrecioussssssss

Dance your cares away .... worry for another day ... let the music play .... down in fraggle rock!

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Old 08-27-2005, 11:12 AM   #36
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^^ One forum to rule them all and in darkness bind them .... Sorry.
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Old 08-27-2005, 03:06 PM   #37
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You might be an Aikiweb addict if...

AikiWeb is your Home Page.

haha im guilty of that one too!
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Old 09-18-2005, 08:07 PM   #38
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....you find yourself talking more about Aikiweb content, than talking about your wedding...that you are in the middle of!...

Bryce
Oh dear.... Getting married in Sri Lanka in April and all my fiance and I talk about is Aikweb posts. We should be looking up wedding things but we always end up on this site, just for a quick look you understand!
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Old 09-19-2005, 12:06 AM   #39
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Re: You might be an Aikiweb addict if ....

youve stopped doing coursework .... to be on aikiweb ......
or talk continuosly throughout your working day / night
*innocent whistle*

Dance your cares away .... worry for another day ... let the music play .... down in fraggle rock!

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Old 09-19-2005, 10:11 AM   #40
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You say "I'm going offline" when you go to bed!
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Old 09-19-2005, 10:14 AM   #41
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Yuo turn up late for Aikido class because you lost track of time on Aikiweb. Boy do you get a kicking for that!
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Old 09-19-2005, 10:46 PM   #42
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Re: You might be an Aikiweb addict if ....

You wake up in the morning. Slip on your AikiWeb Tshirt and boxer shorts. Grab a cup of coffee. Head straight to the computer.
Read O' Sensei's quote to help you get centered. (take deep breath)
Scan through all forums (even though no one has posted in the last 6 hours since you last checked.)
Does this sound familiar to anyone...or is it just me?
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Old 09-20-2005, 11:34 AM   #43
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[standing up in circle]

Hi, my name's Mark and I'm an AikiWebaholic, I haven't posted now for....damn!
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Old 09-21-2005, 01:18 AM   #44
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Welcome Mark!

Ah, oh, drat....
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Old 09-21-2005, 03:39 AM   #45
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If you keep checking this thread first when you log on ...oh bugger!
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Old 09-21-2005, 05:23 PM   #46
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Re: You might be an Aikiweb addict if ....

ur in denile about how long you actually spend on here! ....
nooooo im not here that often!
.... dagmanit!

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Old 10-11-2005, 06:29 PM   #47
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Re: You might be an Aikiweb addict if ....

you WILL be an Aikiweb addict if....

... you registered as an Aikiweb member only yesterday and you already posts in this thread (like i just did...)
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Old 10-12-2005, 04:31 PM   #48
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Quote:
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you WILL be an Aikiweb addict if....

... you registered as an Aikiweb member only yesterday and you already posts in this thread (like i just did...)
MUWHAHAHAHAH
another innocent soul claimed!


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Old 10-13-2005, 10:55 AM   #49
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Re: You might be an Aikiweb addict if ....

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you WILL be an Aikiweb addict if....

... you registered as an Aikiweb member only yesterday and you already posts in this thread (like i just did...)
The first step to recovery is admitting that you have a problem, but I can quit any time I want. So hungry... Must leave computer...

"The only difference between Congress and drunken sailors is that drunken sailors spend their own money." -Tom Feeney, representative from Florida
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Old 10-13-2005, 11:15 AM   #50
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The first step to recovery is admitting that you have a problem, but I can quit any time I want. So hungry... Must leave computer...
Yeah, but just remember: no one likes a quitter.
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