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Old 02-01-2005, 06:33 AM   #1
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Aikido Drive-Thru

"Aikido 2-Go, can i help you sir?" Yes, I'd like to place an order. "Go Ahead" Ok, I'd like a Kotogaishi, two orders of ikkyo, hold the ura, and an irimi-nage, supersize that with a koshi. "Anything else with that sir?", Yes two california rolls, an extra omote with the 2nd koto-gaishi, and give some of the leftover aiki-love to the car behind me. "Drive forward to the first window sir, your bill will be 70.00 for the first month and 150.00 if you sign up for 3 months in advance." ok. Next Order..........
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Old 02-01-2005, 03:02 PM   #2
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Re: Aikido Drive-Thru

Your point being?

"flows like water, reflects like a mirror, and responds like an echo." Chaung-tse
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Old 02-01-2005, 10:25 PM   #3
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Re: Aikido Drive-Thru

Daniel,

I'm also a bit confused about your post but I'll take a spicy tuna roll while you are at it!!!

Hey, where are you training these days? Are you training with McBeth Sensei?

Chris
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Old 02-01-2005, 10:59 PM   #4
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Re: Aikido Drive-Thru

Quote:
Daniel Vanhee wrote:
"Aikido 2-Go, can i help you sir?" Yes, I'd like to place an order. "Go Ahead" Ok, I'd like a Kotogaishi, two orders of ikkyo, hold the ura, and an irimi-nage, supersize that with a koshi. "Anything else with that sir?", Yes two california rolls, an extra omote with the 2nd koto-gaishi, and give some of the leftover aiki-love to the car behind me. "Drive forward to the first window sir, your bill will be 70.00 for the first month and 150.00 if you sign up for 3 months in advance." ok. Next Order..........
...Aikido McDojo? Sucks.
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Old 02-02-2005, 04:45 AM   #5
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Re: Aikido Drive-Thru

Hey, I hear that Kentuky Fried Soke offers all this, for $10 and comes with free black belt with a happy meal...


Aikido doesn't work? My Aikido works, what on earth are you practicing?!
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Old 02-02-2005, 06:13 AM   #6
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Re: Aikido Drive-Thru

Supersize to a year for $400?
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Old 02-02-2005, 02:34 PM   #7
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Re: Aikido Drive-Thru

Ah Daniel, spoken like a man with a liberal arts degree.

Michael
"Leave the gun. Bring the cannoli."
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Old 02-05-2005, 08:18 PM   #8
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Re: Aikido Drive-Thru

sorry if this offended anyone for any reason, i did not wish to offend anyone and that was not my intention if i did so. Daniel Vanhee. ps-reference california rolls, they are my favourite.
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