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Old 09-08-2004, 08:47 AM   #1
thomas_dixon
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Tae Kwon Don't...

Splits are bad.

*waddles off*

ow ow..ow...ow...ow ow ow ..ow
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Old 12-09-2004, 09:26 PM   #2
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Re: Tae Kwon Don't...

I'm sure we can guess what you just did...
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Old 12-09-2004, 11:23 PM   #3
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Re: Tae Kwon Don't...

Been there done that .... only I did it on a dance floor ..... showing off (lesson learnt)

Life is a gem .. Treasure every minute
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Old 12-10-2004, 08:09 PM   #4
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Re: Tae Kwon Don't...

How many months did you practice stretching incrementally in a straddle seat, making sure you could touch your forehead to your knees before trying to spread your legs further apart?
Took me about two years. Forty years ago.I can still do 'em.
Yeah, i'm a girl. But my sensei can do 'em too & he's 54 years old.

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