Joezer,
nice try.
And besides, grasshoppers and so forth have a natural tendency to kick.
Shame about the misplaced Aikido logic.
How about stag horn beetles doing sumo?
Or praying mantis doing Iaido...?
or even move outside the insect world.
hmmmm. Like dogs doing tenkan (while chasing tail)
Warmest,
Jamie Stokes
PS the grasshoppers may be doing TKD