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Old 11-18-2005, 10:08 AM   #51
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I haven't read comics in a loooong time. Is Wolverine still alive? Who in the Marvel books has died in, say, the past 15 years?

Oh, what about Juggernaut?! Is he dead yet?! Man, I haven't thought about this stuff for a while!

Clue me in, would ya?

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Old 11-19-2005, 03:51 AM   #52
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ok ... just to turn the question on its head .... would Aikido be effective against the super hearo ..... I mean ... im looking at it from the "im gunna take over the world* point of view.

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Old 11-19-2005, 03:52 AM   #53
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ok ... just to turn the question on its head .... would Aikido be effective against the super hero ..... I mean ... im looking at it from the "im gunna take over the world* point of view.
you know its gunna happen right?

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Old 11-21-2005, 09:46 AM   #54
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ok ... just to turn the question on its head .... would Aikido be effective against the super hero ..... I mean ... im looking at it from the "im gunna take over the world* point of view.
you know its gunna happen right?
I think I could make it work against Jean Grey. Upon seeing her, I would wait just a moment while she read my mind. Her momentary inaction due to being shocked and scandalized by my thoughts would be all the opening I needed for a quick atemi.

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Old 11-21-2005, 09:54 AM   #55
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I think I could make it work against Jean Grey. Upon seeing her, I would wait just a moment while she read my mind. Her momentary inaction due to being shocked and scandalized by my thoughts would be all the opening I needed for a quick atemi.
i like it, shock them into a stuper with a barrage of mind-numbingly dirty thoughts, all the while inching closer and closer readying yourself to deliver the atemi. evil, pure evil

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Old 11-21-2005, 03:00 PM   #56
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ok ... just to turn the question on its head .... would Aikido be effective against the super hero ..... I mean ... im looking at it from the "im gunna take over the world* point of view.
you know its gunna happen right?
Gunna? Oh! I get it! You mean like time travel and going back in time like supervillans can usually do. Yeah right. Add in some magic potons and the rest is easy.

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Old 11-21-2005, 03:08 PM   #57
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i like it, shock them into a stuper with a barrage of mind-numbingly dirty thoughts, all the while inching closer and closer readying yourself to deliver the atemi. evil, pure evil
Nah, just horny.

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Old 11-21-2005, 03:10 PM   #58
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nice!!!

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Old 11-21-2005, 05:49 PM   #59
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I think I could make it work against Jean Grey. Upon seeing her, I would wait just a moment while she read my mind. Her momentary inaction due to being shocked and scandalized by my thoughts would be all the opening I needed for a quick atemi.

Yeah, and when she isn't lookin whip your kn.................... sorry, ladies, forgot where I was there.....


Definatly think aikido is the way forward in terms of beating the do gooder superhero, as you control the speed......the only problem I can think of is if those nutters from Dragonball Z turned up, then we'd be screwed!

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Old 11-22-2005, 03:52 AM   #60
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you're a dirty dirty boy mr gerrard

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Old 11-22-2005, 10:40 AM   #61
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you're a dirty dirty boy mr gerrard
and with present company, he fits right in.

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Old 11-22-2005, 11:51 AM   #62
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You can talk, the stories I've heard from your girlfriend Mr Mullen...

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Old 11-23-2005, 03:27 AM   #63
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she sends special love your way tim

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Old 11-23-2005, 06:17 AM   #64
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I'll be sure to thank her when she comes round tonight

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Old 11-23-2005, 10:45 AM   #65
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Eeeeaaasy, fellas. Take a breath. Cleanse your minds.

Scrub 'em really hard...

with strong soap...

and steel wool.

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Old 12-01-2005, 09:25 AM   #66
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here .... borrow some bleach ... i have no use for it ..... just pure ands clean thoughts here ....
*whistles innocently*

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Old 12-01-2005, 11:00 AM   #67
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here .... borrow some bleach ... i have no use for it ..... just pure ands clean thoughts here ....
*whistles innocently*
...and black is white and up is down.

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Old 12-02-2005, 03:51 AM   #68
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...and black is white and up is down.
Im innocent me! ..... an absolute angel! ....

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Old 12-02-2005, 03:54 AM   #69
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personally (back to the evil super villan-ness) ... I intend to lure them in ... being all nice like ... then nikkyo them, but thats if i have to come down to hand to hand combat. ... dont forget that all us ultimate super villans have a horde of henchmen!

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Old 12-02-2005, 09:15 AM   #70
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chocolate ninja armed with liquorice shuriken by any chance?

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Old 12-02-2005, 09:54 AM   #71
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personally (back to the evil super villan-ness) ... I intend to lure them in ... being all nice like ... then nikkyo them, but thats if i have to come down to hand to hand combat. ... dont forget that all us ultimate super villans have a horde of henchmen!
Umm. Emma? See your previous post.

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Old 12-03-2005, 11:51 AM   #72
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nahhhh i miss what yer saying here .... I am innocent! .... and I only have pure thoughts .....

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Old 12-05-2005, 10:03 AM   #73
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nahhhh i miss what yer saying here .... I am innocent! .... and I only have pure thoughts .....
Until the ninja arrive, right?

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Old 12-05-2005, 03:47 PM   #74
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Until the ninja arrive, right?
Sir ... what could you be implying ....?
anyway ... im an excellent supreme Dark Empress .... ask my loyal subjects ..... which would be most of the aikichatters!

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Old 12-06-2005, 10:16 AM   #75
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Sir ... what could you be implying ....?
anyway ... im an excellent supreme Dark Empress .... ask my loyal subjects ..... which would be most of the aikichatters!
Oh, yeah.

I forgot.

Sorry.

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