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Old 11-13-2002, 08:09 PM   #1
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Dojo: Evanston Ki-Aikido
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Mystic & The Hot Dog

I got this from ki-info email list. Slight editing my fault. Other names have not been mentioned to protect from spam.

What did the mystic say to the hot dog vendor?

The mystic says, "Make me one with everything."

BUT that's not the end of the story.

The vendor gives him a hot dog with everything. The mystic hands him a twenty dollar bill.

The vendor puts it in his pocket and says, "Thanks, have a nice day."

The mystic looks at the guy and after a few seconds says, "Where is my change?"

The hot dog vendor smiles and replies, "Change must come from within."

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