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Old 10-07-2002, 09:18 PM   #1
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Dojo: Aikido Yoshinkan Sacramento - Seikeikan Dojo
Location: Orangevale, CA
Join Date: Jun 2002
Posts: 643
Smile Attention all Patriots

The Taliban and Al Quaida cannot stand nudity and consider it a sin to see a naked woman that is not one's wife. Next Saturday afternoon, at 2:00 p.m. EST, all North American women are asked to walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this antiterrorist effort.
All men should position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their homes to prove that they think it's OK to see other women nude.
(Since the enemy does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side
is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.)

Notify the appropriate authorities of any people who do not participate. Your efforts
to root out terrorists will be greatly appreciated and indicate your desire to demonstrate your patriotism. To achieve 100% participation, forward this note to other similar-minded patriots.

Remember: Be Patriotic - Be Safe - Be Naked

Allied countries strongly encouraged to join.
Please forward any and all reallllly gooood photos to me.
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Old 10-08-2002, 03:41 AM   #2
Dojo: Aiki Shoshinkan, Aiki Kenkyukai
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 813
You are a sick man indeed.

Draw strength from stillness. Learn to act without acting. And never underestimate a samurai cat.
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Old 10-08-2002, 07:03 AM   #3
Brian H
Dojo: Aikido of Northern Virginia
Join Date: Oct 2000
Posts: 102
Do the little blue haired ladies have to participate?

Evil triumphs when good men do nothing
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Old 10-09-2002, 09:11 PM   #4
Dojo: Muhu Dojo
Location: Middle of nowhere in California 14 miles from Buellton
Join Date: Jun 2000
Posts: 238
hahah oh that would be grand just dont do it unitil after nov 4 then it would be legal for me to watch hahahhaha

Dallas Adolphsen
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Old 10-10-2002, 02:26 AM   #5
Jim ashby
Dojo: Phoenix Coventry
Location: Coventry, England
Join Date: Mar 2001
Posts: 303
Don't just sit there dinking beer, eat some pork with your left hand as well.

Have fun.

Vir Obesus Stola Saeptus
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