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Old 11-17-2009, 02:04 PM   #1
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how do i delete my fucking account

does anyone know how i can delete my fucking account
 
Old 11-17-2009, 02:16 PM   #2
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good first try!

(ask akiy via PM... )
 
Old 11-17-2009, 02:28 PM   #3
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Classy...

 
Old 11-17-2009, 02:55 PM   #4
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Wait, you can get an account for that?
 
Old 11-17-2009, 02:56 PM   #5
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lol..i was wondering the same thing Mary!

 
Old 11-17-2009, 03:23 PM   #6
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Wait, you can get an account for that?
No wonder I keep getting turned down.... Wrong account...

 
Old 11-17-2009, 04:01 PM   #7
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His first post is how to delete his account? Interesting.

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Old 11-17-2009, 04:15 PM   #8
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I think that this poster had to focus on other more pressing issues, like attending an anger management course, or eloquent public speaking course, or how to make friends and influence people course,.......

Marc Abrams
 
Old 11-17-2009, 04:50 PM   #9
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I think that this poster had to focus on other more pressing issues, like attending an anger management course, or eloquent public speaking course, or how to make friends and influence people course,.......

Marc Abrams
Nah, just looked at his profile -- he's a ninja. They flip out and kill people all the time with their real ultimate power ninja skills. So this is pretty tame in comparison...

 
Old 11-17-2009, 05:46 PM   #10
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Nah, just looked at his profile -- he's a ninja. They flip out and kill people all the time with their real ultimate power ninja skills. So this is pretty tame in comparison...
Facts:
  1. Ninjas are mammals.
  2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
  3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

"Never escalate a battle unless forced to do so by your enemy" - Zordon
 
Old 11-17-2009, 06:06 PM   #11
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does anyone know how i can delete my fucking account
Get a frisbee.

 
Old 11-17-2009, 06:54 PM   #12
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The aikido way is to avoid opening an account in the first place.

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Old 11-17-2009, 07:12 PM   #13
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Nah, just looked at his profile -- he's a ninja. They flip out and kill people all the time with their real ultimate power ninja skills. So this is pretty tame in comparison...
Yes... but they do it silently
 
Old 11-17-2009, 07:27 PM   #14
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Yes... but they do it silently
Yeah -- you'd think a real ninja would just quietly vanish leaving no trace.

 
Old 11-17-2009, 07:38 PM   #15
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There are NINJAs on aikiweb???? really...where???

 
Old 11-17-2009, 07:55 PM   #16
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There are NINJAs on aikiweb???? really...where???
There are in Seattle:

http://blog.seattlepi.com/seattle911...sp?source=mypi

Police: Drunk 'ninja' impaled on First Hill fence post

A drunk man believing himself to be a ninja drew the help of Seattle police and aid crews late Monday after impaling himself on a First Hill fence post, a police spokesperson said.

The man's ninja skills, it seems, were bested by the 4- to 5-foot-tall fence he attempted to vault, according to the police statement. He ended up stuck on a spike atop the fence in the 600 block of Seventh Avenue.

After an officer in the area heard the man's screams and located him at about 11:15 p.m., Seattle Fire Department personnel were able to free the man. They took him to Harborview Medical Center, where officers attempted to ascertain exactly what the would-be silent assassin was up to.

"The male claimed he was not being chased, but rather he thought he was a ninja and would be able to successfully leap over the 4'-5' fence," the police spokesman said in a statement. "Clearly he was overconfident in his abilities, no doubt bolstered by alcohol."
 
Old 11-17-2009, 08:21 PM   #17
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An oldie, but a goodie...

Disgruntled Ninja

 
Old 11-17-2009, 08:36 PM   #18
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So Jun does have a sense of humor.
 
Old 11-17-2009, 08:39 PM   #19
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We could always go start trouble over on NINJAWEB. I can't delete my account over there!!!

"In the end there can be only one"

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Old 11-18-2009, 06:56 AM   #20
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There are NINJAs on aikiweb???? really...where???
Ninjas are invisible.
Ninjas are everywhere.
You cannot see them.
This proves they are there.

QED

Cordially,

Erick Mead
一隻狗可久里馬房但他也不是馬的.
 
Old 11-18-2009, 07:09 AM   #21
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It's absurd and naive to think that you can talk about closing your fucking account without first demonstrating spiral windings and use of the dantien, or at least mentioning the Three Tenors of Aiki.
 
Old 11-18-2009, 08:03 AM   #22
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Have you tried :

UP - DOWN - UP - DOWN

LEFT - RIGHT - LEFT - RIGHT
A- B - A - B

????

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Old 11-18-2009, 09:37 AM   #23
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Can you tell a Ninja by asking him if he is a ninja?

 
Old 11-18-2009, 09:55 AM   #24
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Can you tell a Ninja by asking him if he is a ninja?
Generally the square tsuba on his straight sword worn on his back rather than through his obi is the dead giveaway.

 
Old 11-18-2009, 11:06 AM   #25
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I'm a ninja!
 

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