Hey. I'm Dave.
Man, I'm terrible at introducing myself. So, I'll just say...
Hey, I'm Dave. I think it goes without saying that I practice Aikido. Otherwise I wouldn't be here. So, I won't say that I practice Aikido. Wait... I kind of just did, didn't I? Oh well.
Hey, I'm Dave. And I'm an Aikidoka. (Acknowledgement is the first step to recovery, right?)
(Yeah, I can be a little sarcastic sometimes.)
(And I love parentheses and ellipses.)