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Old 06-03-2012, 02:10 AM   #26
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Ok never mind about the kuman thong altar, I am going to meditate with Francisco Pancho. He walks away from a PhD at Berkeley and becomes Gurdjief.
15 minutes till the bell rings.

This kid blows me away.
An unlocked house in between two Oakland gangs. Casa de Paz. a great metaphor and practice.
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A perfect Zombie antidote.

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Ok,

I guess I can't let go of my Kuman Thong barb.
I am amazed nobody commented on it. After all, it was the perfect irony - making an altar of guilder human baby flesh as a "ward-off" against zombies.

Wake up folks...
http://m.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/m...d&type=article

Even Glen Back is abusing Alex Jones of claiming the Bilderbergers do this rite.
pErhaps we all have fallen asleep.... Into the zombie zone.

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Old 06-04-2012, 08:07 AM   #27
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Ok,

I guess I can't let go of my Kuman Thong barb.
I completely missed that. I thought you said "Human Thong," which made me think of Phi Truong.

With all the talk about seriously crazy people, and thongs.....it was the only thing that made sense.

Sorry.

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Old 06-04-2012, 10:38 AM   #28
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I completely missed that. I thought you said "Human Thong," which made me think of Phi Truong.

With all the talk about seriously crazy people, and thongs.....it was the only thing that made sense.

Sorry.

David
Would that be Phi an aspirated voiceless bilabial plosive Or as in a voiceless labiodental fricative?

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And now this Fromm CNN news:
Zombie terrorist believed to be the porn actor sought for mailing body parts to Canadian politicians detained in Germany, police say.

Zombies.... They're everywhere, there everywhere.
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Old 06-04-2012, 08:19 PM   #29
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Would that be Phi an aspirated voiceless bilabial plosive Or as in a voiceless labiodental fricative?

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And now this Fromm CNN news:
Zombie terrorist believed to be the porn actor sought for mailing body parts to Canadian politicians detained in Germany, police say.

Zombies.... They're everywhere, there everywhere.
Chris
Chris,
I most certainly hope that they are not everywhere, that would be a scary thought! Let's hope you just collected a few rare exceptional stories!
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Old 06-04-2012, 11:12 PM   #30
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Chris,
I most certainly hope that they are not everywhere, that would be a scary thought! Let's hope you just collected a few rare exceptional stories!
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I guess it depends on how you define Zombie. But I have had a blast with this thread...

Peace

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Old 06-05-2012, 08:02 AM   #31
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I completely missed that. I thought you said "Human Thong," which made me think of Phi Truong.

With all the talk about seriously crazy people, and thongs.....it was the only thing that made sense.

Sorry.

David
hey now! i have graduated from "thong" to full commando. blame it on all these internal stuffs that i no longer need the thong to keep things together. it's all those aiki stuffs which made me want to be part of nature. although, my neighbors would rather that i keep my nature inside and away from other folks.

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Old 06-05-2012, 01:15 PM   #32
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hey now! i have graduated from "thong" to full commando. blame it on all these internal stuffs that i no longer need the thong to keep things together. it's all those aiki stuffs which made me want to be part of nature. although, my neighbors would rather that i keep my nature inside and away from other folks.
I knew we could suck you into this thread...
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Old 06-05-2012, 02:08 PM   #33
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I knew we could suck you into this thread...
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I thought this was zombies, not vampires or chupacabras. Darn thread drift, can't keep up....

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Old 06-05-2012, 03:21 PM   #34
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Being slightly ADD is an initial symptom of being a Zombie
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Old 06-05-2012, 03:22 PM   #35
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I thought this was zombies, not vampires or chupacabras. Darn thread drift, can't keep up....
Being slightly ADD is an initial symptom of being a Zombie
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Old 06-05-2012, 06:24 PM   #36
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Being slightly ADD is an initial symptom of being a Zombie
You may not realize it, but being slightly ADD is an initial symptom of being a Zombie.

FYI

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Old 06-05-2012, 08:41 PM   #37
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Well, if I start gnawing on human flesh, lob my head off with a Harori Hanzo Katana.
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Old 06-05-2012, 10:09 PM   #38
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Well, if I start gnawing on human flesh, lob my head off with a Harori Hanzo Katana.
Hmm. I happen to have one of those.

Since your ADD seems to be getting worse, maybe it's getting to be time.

Let me know when you're ready.



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Old 06-05-2012, 10:44 PM   #39
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Only of it is an authentic Hatori Hanzo. No cheap replicas.

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You may not realize it, but being slightly ADD is an initial symptom of being a Zombie.

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Old 06-06-2012, 12:06 AM   #41
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Only of it is an authentic Hatori Hanzo. No cheap replicas.

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Ahh, just close your eyes. You won't know!

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Old 06-06-2012, 12:10 AM   #42
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Well persever my head From my neck and cut it off while you are beheading me.

Anyway, David, Hatori Hanzo blades are mythical.
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David, the scenario was preset to evoke a second precursor behavior of Zombieism. The famous blademan of the Ninja clan spelled his name with two t's.

Zombies tend to see what they expect to see.

A third indicator of Zombieism may be emerging. Some Zombies may prefer to lob off heads with swords before eating them.

http://www.emirates247.com/offbeat/m...06-06-1.460996

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Well persever my head From my neck and cut it off while you are beheading me.

Anyway, David, Hatori Hanzo blades are mythical.
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Actually, Chris...what I have is a set of Hatori Barber Clippers. Did you say katana? All I can really cut is a inch off the top...not quite what Darryl Hannah did to Lucy Liu.

Do you remember the story of Loki and Thor?

Loki was always doing crazy stuff and he wound up telling Thor he could cut his head off if so-and-so happened, but when the time came, he said, "I told you you could cut off my head, but not an inch of my neck!" So, somehow, this prevented Thor from cutting his head off....not exactly sure how. I know Phi would have figured out a way to get it. Thor must have been kind of dumb...

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A third indicator of Zombieism may be emerging. Some Zombies may prefer to lob off heads with swords before eating them.

http://www.emirates247.com/offbeat/m...06-06-1.460996
Sounds like more bath salts.

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Loki was always doing crazy stuff and he wound up telling Thor he could cut his head off if so-and-so happened, but when the time came, he said, "I told you you could cut off my head, but not an inch of my neck!" So, somehow, this prevented Thor from cutting his head off....not exactly sure how. I know Phi would have figured out a way to get it. Thor must have been kind of dumb...

David
Phi's approach would no doubt involve donuts and coffee ... this nurse suggests a slice right at the occiput, hard to do but no neck involved.

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Old 06-06-2012, 10:25 AM   #47
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Sounds like more bath salts.
Wasn't it Loki who used Hattori (2 t's) Hanzo barber clippers to cut off Sif's hair as well.
I think he had a thong and special shoes to run away from Thor in that story. Now that reminds me of the cyclists I am protecting right now. Paso Robles today, Ventura by Friday.... Many dressed in thongs and wild hair.

So for breakfast entertainment, another Zombie beheading story:

http://m.cbsnews.com/fullstory.rbml?...&videofeed=999

Be whole,

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Old 06-06-2012, 11:52 AM   #48
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So, somehow, this prevented Thor from cutting his head off....not exactly sure how.
Cannot cut with a hammer ... HULK SMASH!!!

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