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Old 04-20-2010, 02:50 PM   #1
Dojo: Aikikai Victoria
Location: Victoria, BC
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 24
New Complaint Process

I am a new Aikidoka, and a coworker is taking classes with me. We hung this outside of our cublicle area. A couple people passing that have taken Aikido before cracked right up so I share here.

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Old 04-20-2010, 05:07 PM   #2
Michael Hackett
Dojo: Kenshinkan Dojo (Aikido of North County) Vista, CA
Location: Oceanside, California
Join Date: Oct 2000
Posts: 1,180
Re: New Complaint Process

A lot more subtle than the grenade pin-take a number thing you often see. Funny.

"Leave the gun. Bring the cannoli."
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Old 04-20-2010, 06:22 PM   #3
Carl Thompson
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Location: Kasama
Join Date: Nov 2006
Posts: 471
Re: New Complaint Process

For a second there I thought that said "New Compliant Process" in which case I guess it should say "In order to initiate a compliance, please dash desperately after my wrist (but be careful not to grab it) then jump when I wave my hand".

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Old 04-20-2010, 09:15 PM   #4
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Dojo: Allegheny Aikido, Pitsburgh PA
Location: Pittsburgh PA
Join Date: May 2009
Posts: 911
Re: New Complaint Process

Oh I love this.
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