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Old 04-19-2002, 07:43 AM   #1
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Aikido lightbulb joke

How many aikidoka does it take to change a lightbulb??





10 , 1 changes the bulb and 9 sit, watch and say:"At our school/style/organisation we do that completely different".

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Old 04-19-2002, 08:45 AM   #2
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thats a good one!! LOL
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Old 04-19-2002, 04:09 PM   #3
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How many shodans do you need to change a lightbulb? One - he just holds the bulb and the world revolves around it.

How many shihans do you need to change a lightbulb? None... anyone of them could just extend ki and make the bulb glow again.

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Old 04-19-2002, 04:30 PM   #4
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ROFL!
Good one!

And I actually thought that Aikido was safe from those lightbulb jokes!

blessings,

~ Mona
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Old 04-19-2002, 04:34 PM   #5
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