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Old 01-24-2002, 08:56 PM   #1
Largo
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Freaky! The truth about Ninjas

I found this little gem on the Big Daikon board (it's for english teachers in Japan). Anyways, after all of this Tae bo and eagle belt stuff that's been on here, I thought this was appropriate.

Largo

http://www.bol.ucla.edu/~rahjr79/ninja.htm
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Old 02-21-2002, 07:41 PM   #2
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Haha, that's a good one. I've seen a few sites like that. I really hope they're not serious.

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Old 02-21-2002, 09:09 PM   #3
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I've seen a few sites like that. I really hope their not serious
There's MORE of these out there? well...link away. We ought to start some kinda "worst ninja site" contest.

(or, if you prefer, post something else funny...the humor section has been reeeallly barren lately)

Largo
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Old 02-22-2002, 12:43 PM   #4
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Hehehe, still rofl....The only good thing is that apparently nobody takes him serious or why should he have to spam his own guestbook...

Anne

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Old 02-22-2002, 02:41 PM   #5
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Re: The truth about Ninjas

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Originally posted by Largo
I found this little gem on the Big Daikon board (it's for english teachers in Japan). Anyways, after all of this Tae bo and eagle belt stuff that's been on here, I thought this was appropriate.

Largo

http://www.bol.ucla.edu/~rahjr79/ninja.htm
This is the funniest damn thing I've read in a long while, particularly on this list. Thanks for posting.

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Old 02-22-2002, 06:57 PM   #6
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Re: The truth about Ninjas

Hilarious!

To think someone spent all that time for a farce. Made me laugh so much.

Thanks for sharing,
Dean
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Old 02-23-2002, 04:08 AM   #7
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Talking Re: Re: The truth about Ninjas

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This is the funniest damn thing I've read in a long while, particularly on this list. Thanks for posting.
Indeed !
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Old 02-24-2002, 11:01 AM   #8
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Try this one... http://www.royalcanadianmountedspetsnaz.com/index.html
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Old 02-24-2002, 11:42 AM   #9
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Maybe it's just my sense of humor (or lack thereof) - these jokes just fell flat on me. The first few bits, ok, but too much of the same repeated idiocy that actually claims to be humorous. . .I liked the penguin aiki site (i think it was a link of the week or smthn) better
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Old 03-09-2002, 10:46 PM   #10
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The REAL truth about ninjas

http://www.ashidakim.com/
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Old 03-29-2002, 06:55 AM   #11
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truth about ninjas

My wife, who is a teacher, tells me that part of ninja training they have to substitute teach seventh and eight grade classes as part of their training?

Where else can you get insults, paper airplanes, and spitballs all in one half hour or less ... while controling your temper not to kill the little #$$@@@44 (darlings)?

Half the applicants for ninja school washout from this training? Go Figure?
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Old 03-29-2002, 08:56 AM   #12
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Try:

www.ninjaburger.com

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