What do you consider are the 3 undeniable truths to being a Ninja ?

What do you consider are the 3 undeniable (serious or humorous) truths to being a Ninja ?

Ken Leslie wrote: What do you consider are the 3 undeniable (serious or humorous) truths to being a Ninja ?

Ninjas are masters of invisibility.

Three undeniable truths to being a Ninja.

1.
2.
3.

David

David Skaggs wrote: Ninjas are masters of invisibility. Three undeniable truths to being a Ninja. 1. 2. 3. David

Oh, man!

Now the cat's out of the bag!

http://www.askaninja.com/node/1244

David Skaggs wrote: Three undeniable truths to being a Ninja. 1. 2. 3.

Sorry David, you're a bit confused. Those aren't the 'undeniable truths' - they're actually the 'unwritten rules'.

Sean Orchard wrote: Sorry David, you're a bit confused. Those aren't the 'undeniable truths' - they're actually the 'unwritten rules'.

But can you deny they are true?

David

Three undeniable truths to being a Ninja. 1. 2. 3.

As we can clearly see, 1. holds an empty premise which, as 2. and 3. build on the supposed foundation of 1. it can be clearly seen these are not true (wags teacherly finger at David).

the 3 undeniable truths to being a Ninja

1. They don't exist
2. If they did exist I couldn't tell you they exist
3. If they did exist and I did tell you I'd have to
   • kill you - or
   • kill myself - or
   • turn the computer off and tidy my room like mum said to

Ian Hurst wrote: As we can clearly see, 1. holds an empty premise which,]

No, you are wrong. The founder of ninjutsu clearly states in his first book, 'Ninjutsu, The Art of Invisibility', and I quote, "

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You must be thinking of the teachings of one of his disgruntled students who felt there was not enough emphasis on the internal aspect of the art and split with his master to found the Clan of the White Clad Ninjas. He tried to change undeniable truth #1 and the following video is the results.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKd4SiBi340

David

1. Ninjas have Awesome Power, and by Awesome, I mean "totally sweet."
2. Ninjas flip out and kill people, like if you drop a fork or spoon, they will totally go berserk and kill the whole town.
3. Ninjas are mammals.

What more do you need to know? Go to the Real Ultimate Power site and study up.
http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm

And for the sake of plausible deniability, don't forget your mask!

http://www.entertheninja.com/ninja_f...rt_ninja.shtml

and I quote, " ."

My God, the legendary no-write argument!!! Throws in towel and acknowledges shameful defeat!

I shall crawl into my hole to play with my Ki and count my losses like a miser with his last coin. But beware, for just like the smell of the gi you left in your other bag and forgot for a week, I will rise again even more powerful than you can imagine.

1. In the hands of a Ninja, even Pilates balls are TEH DEDDLY
2. Ninjas R HENKA
3. Robin Hood was a Ninja

Cady Goldfield wrote: 1. Ninjas have Awesome Power, and by Awesome, I mean "totally sweet."

Silent, but deadly, right?
I think my dad might be a ninja...

Cady Goldfield wrote: 2. Ninjas flip out and kill people, like if you drop a fork or spoon, they will totally go berserk and kill the whole town.

Funny.
As.
Hell.
LOL

Cady Goldfield wrote: 3. Ninjas are mammals.

Oh, damn. Now the ninja turtles are gonna kill you in your sleep, possibly with a fork or a spoon.

Jim Sorrentino wrote: And for the sake of plausible deniability, don't forget your mask! http://www.entertheninja.com/ninja_f...rt_ninja.shtml

Make sure it is a clean t-shirt and not an old sweaty one.

David

Make sure to throw powder all the time. All the time!

Justin Smith wrote: Make sure to throw powder all the time. All the time!

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1. If they didn't exist you'd have to invent them

2. You are never more than 6' from a ninja

3. If you ever see a ninja, it is a ninja ghost and you have just been killed by a ninja
3.1. When it says "died of natural causes", "died in their sleep", "died whilst spewing up gasoline onto a fire" or "died whilst making love" the actual cause of death was: ninja.

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Jo Duncan wrote: 2. You are never more than 6' from a ninja

Nice!

Denial, Denial, Denial.

Cady Goldfield wrote: What more do you need to know? Go to the Real Ultimate Power site and study up. http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm

Ken asked the same question over on E-Budo last month. I answered there, and I'll answer it again here.

The conditions of a solitary ninja are five:

First, that it flips out to the highest point.

Second, that it does not seek after company, except hot babes.

Third, that it aims its boner to the wind.

Fourth, that it has no definite color, unless it is dressed in black.

Fifth, that it wails on its guitar softly to itself.

Josh Lerner
with apologies to San Juan de la Cruz and Robert Hamburger

Jim Sorrentino wrote: And for the sake of plausible deniability, don't forget your mask! http://www.entertheninja.com/ninja_f...rt_ninja.shtml

Jim,
Is that you without your mask?
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