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Old 04-27-2007, 10:10 PM   #1
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A joke for the day

O Sensei was walking along the road, and feeling hungry, he stopped at a nearby hotdog stand. The man at the hotdog stand says, " What can I get for you sir?" O Sensei replied, "I'll have one with everything"

get it, like one with everything? That whole harmony thing?.........

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Old 04-28-2007, 07:26 AM   #2
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Re: A joke for the day

That was bad... LOL
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Old 04-28-2007, 10:28 AM   #3
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Smile Re: A joke for the day

O Sensei was walking along the road, and feeling hungry, he stopped at a nearby hotdog stand. The man at the hotdog stand says, " What can I get for you sir?"

O Sensei replied, "Make me one with everything"

The hotdog vendor said that will be $5.00. O Sensei gave the vendor a twenty. The man put in the cash register. "What about my change?" said O Sensei.

"Ah" the man replied. "Change comes from within."
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Old 04-28-2007, 06:00 PM   #4
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Re: A joke for the day

aahhh...so this was O Sensei's first moment of satori.
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Old 08-15-2012, 04:07 AM   #5
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Re: A joke for the day

Hahahahahaha woooowwwwwww.....I really dont remember posting this at all.

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