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Old 01-29-2007, 09:00 AM   #51
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Re: Things People would NEVER Say

Martial artists always know how to take a joke - any casual reader of ma boards

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Old 01-29-2007, 09:03 AM   #52
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Let the weight from your crotch be in your hands...

Justin...

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Old 01-29-2007, 09:11 AM   #53
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I dunno.... I really hate for that one to become trivialized, no matter how much fun it is to exhibit it. Sort of like little boys getting excited talking about "poo poo".

It's a critical point in developing internal strength. But, whatever... play with it. The people who will learn will learn and the others... c'est la vie.

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Old 01-29-2007, 09:28 AM   #54
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Hey Mike,

No offense...of course. I just love the way Justin is fascinated by it. And you are quite correct...it's exactly like scatological humor...

Best,
Ron

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Old 01-29-2007, 09:41 AM   #55
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"If you guys are getting tired we can slow down and take it nice and gentle, i don't want anyone to get out of breath here"

-My sensei (Mr Cassidy) on the build up to gradings

"No matter your pretence, you are what you are and nothing more." - Kenshiro Abbe Shihan
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Old 01-31-2007, 06:23 AM   #56
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"No more wine for me, thanks."

- Bernard Black
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Old 01-31-2007, 12:54 PM   #57
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"Thank God for Karl Rove...I was wondering when to take that long-awaited vacation."
--Valerie Plame
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Old 01-31-2007, 04:04 PM   #58
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"No need to shout, I heard you the first time"
- my mother

"Actually, I remember telling you this story before"
- my father

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Old 01-31-2007, 04:12 PM   #59
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"No chance. She's not pretty enough."

Bill Clinton

"The only difference between Congress and drunken sailors is that drunken sailors spend their own money." -Tom Feeney, representative from Florida
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Old 01-31-2007, 04:19 PM   #60
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"Our initial feasibility assessment states clearly that...." - George Bush

"We won!" - Hassan Nasrallah, Ehud Olmert, George Bush
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Old 01-31-2007, 05:23 PM   #61
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Hmmm....this is a very serious situation. I need to think this through very carefully and plan how I'm going to handle it, get the best possible minds to critique my plan and listen to what they say before I fly off the handle and do something stupid and ruinous for the nation....

You know who!

"That which has no substance can enter where there is no room."
Lao Tzu

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Old 01-31-2007, 05:37 PM   #62
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Quote:
David Orange wrote:
Hmmm....this is a very serious situation. I need to think this through very carefully and plan how I'm going to handle it, get the best possible minds to critique my plan and listen to what they say before I fly off the handle and do something stupid and ruinous for the nation....

You know who!
Yes, I do - that would be ANY democrat....
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Old 01-31-2007, 10:39 PM   #63
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"Are you attempting to bribe me, sir???"
--Tom DeLay
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Old 01-31-2007, 11:58 PM   #64
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Yes, I do - that would be ANY democrat....
Right. Dream on.

"W" means "Who".

As in You Know Who.

"That which has no substance can enter where there is no room."
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Old 01-31-2007, 11:59 PM   #65
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"I could do that, and it would be very profitable for my friends, but it would be wrong, so forget it."

W.

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Old 02-01-2007, 02:03 AM   #66
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"And, who better to hunt down sexual predators...than a sexual predator?"
--Mark Foley
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Old 02-02-2007, 07:14 AM   #67
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The England Team need all the consideranble help the Referee is committed to giving them

Any Rugby Fan
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Old 02-02-2007, 10:37 PM   #68
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Thank God W is President.
--Molly Ivans (R.I.P. Molly! We barely knew ye!)
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