Tenuously Aiki-Related Christmas Jokes
I'll start (Ob-aikido: This is a lesson in musubi):
A Farmer and his son were planning on slaughtering a boar pig and a chicken and having ham and roast chicken for Christmas dinner. After Thanksgiving, chickens were going missing, and they figured out a fox was getting after the hens.
So the Farmer said "Son you git out there and see we have at least one chicken left for Christmaas dinner"
The son tried everything he could think of but the chickens kept right on disapearing until there was only one left.
The Farmer decided to take things into his own hands. He went out there and took that last chicken and tied her by a length of twine to the leg of that boar.
He said, "Son, ain't no fox gonna come git that chicken tied to that boar."
Next day, the Farmer and his son went out to find the chicken gone, the pig gone with it and a big hole dug under the fence.
The Farmer said, "Son, it's my fault that pig done took that chicken. I'm sorry we ain't havin' no Christmas dinner now, but we did what we could. No ham, no fowl."