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Old 10-11-2006, 03:56 PM   #1
connie brown
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"zen humor"

Blessed is he who finds happiness in his own foolishness.
For he will always be happy.
-Chade Meng ~

Things are not what they seem;
Nor are they otherwise.
-Lankavatara Sutra

Check it out-- more here:

http://goto.bilkent.edu.tr/gunes/ZenHumor.htm

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Old 10-11-2006, 10:27 PM   #2
Jill N
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Re: "zen humor"

Just because you are paranoid, that doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.

OK, maybe not zen, but funny.
e ya
Jill.
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Old 10-12-2006, 04:59 AM   #3
CitoMaramba
 
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Re: "zen humor"

what did the zen cow say?
"Mu.."
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Old 10-12-2006, 05:26 AM   #4
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Re: "zen humor"

So a buddist walks up to a hot dog vendor in Times Square and says "Make me one with everything" and hands him a 5.

The hot dog vendor chuckels and goes about his bisnuess. Finally the vendor asks "What are you doin there?'
The buddist replies "My change?"
The vendor says "Beat it baldy, change comes from within."
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Old 10-14-2006, 01:14 AM   #5
Jim ashby
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Re: "zen humor"

Posted this before but here goes!
Q. What is red, yet at the same time invisible?
A. No tomatoes.

Vir Obesus Stola Saeptus
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