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Old 01-11-2009, 08:45 PM   #76
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Re: Advertising for your local dojo!

Love that song. I've always wanted to do something similar, except I want to use "Bodies" (at least I think that's the title of the song) because the chorus goes: "Let the bodies hit the floor/ let the bodies hit the floor/ let the bodies hit the floor..."

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Old 05-19-2009, 11:57 PM   #77
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Re: Advertising for your local dojo!

Ukemi - It's how we roll.

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Old 05-28-2009, 02:59 PM   #78
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Re: Advertising for your local dojo!

Bumper sticker

I brake f'all Aikidoka

Come join " " Aikido ,,,we're sure you'll really fall for us.
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Old 06-01-2009, 02:08 PM   #79
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Re: Advertising for your local dojo!

Aikido doesn't determine who is right. Aikido determines who is left.

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Old 06-18-2009, 09:03 PM   #80
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Re: Advertising for your local dojo!

Please

DO

Bend
Fold
Spindle
and drop

Sensei says I need to work on my Ukemi.
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Old 07-16-2009, 01:21 PM   #81
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Re: Advertising for your local dojo!

Bumper sticker: If you can read this, there is something seriously wrong with your ma'ai...

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Old 07-16-2009, 07:11 PM   #82
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Re: Advertising for your local dojo!

I heard this one in class. the front of the shirt says the tapout logo

and the back says Tapout? We'll make you tap-out!

Or- I dont need sticks or stones to break your bones, I've got Aikido.

Connor Haberland, 1st dan.




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Old 12-19-2009, 06:01 AM   #83
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Shihonage happens......
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Old 12-20-2009, 02:29 PM   #84
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Re: Advertising for your local dojo!

Real Men Wear Skirts
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Old 01-28-2010, 01:06 AM   #85
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Re: Advertising for your local dojo!

How about...

"See you on the flip side."
" This side up"

Wait, umm... what?
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