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Old 05-14-2006, 06:58 AM   #1
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Red face Joke

Just sitting at uni studying for my finals and coincidentally we have a grading for aikido in 3hours

Was thinking about the kyu-dan system in relationship to colour belts when i thought of a joke....

What did the aikidoka with the speach impediment say when he got his green belt?

Sankyou very much!

.......Think i just saw a tumble weed roll across the floor oh and i think a dog just died outside.

peace and love.
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Old 05-14-2006, 09:54 PM   #2
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Re: Joke

A dog just DIED outside?
A dog almost died in front of me once. Hit by a bus. He got away at the last second. I had already jumped back so I didn't get covered up with dog pieces. Really traumatic experience.

So did you pass your test?
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Old 05-14-2006, 10:15 PM   #3
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OK, I'm conpletely lost. What does the tumbleweed have to do with the dog?
I'm very worried about this.

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Old 05-15-2006, 04:01 AM   #4
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Re: Joke

the tumble weed ran over the dog? ... these things are not unheard of!

Dance your cares away .... worry for another day ... let the music play .... down in fraggle rock!

when bored ... do as I do. Poke a patient!
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Old 05-15-2006, 05:45 AM   #5
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Re: Joke

Have you heard about the new zoo that has opened in London?

It only has one animal, a dog.

It's a shi-tzu!

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Old 05-15-2006, 05:58 AM   #6
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Re: Joke

Here is another one I heard recently, sorry to any French people

An American Tourist is out in London, having had a few pints of the Indian Pale Ale needs to answer the call of nature. He walks for what seems like miles to find a public convenience and decides that given his increasing urgency to duck off down an alley and do what needs to be done. No sooner than his zipper is down PC Plod walks round the corner.

"Allo, Allo, Allo what's goin' on here?" He asks.

"Gee whiz officer I need a whiz" replies the tourist.

PC Plod explains to the tourist that he can not urinate on the Queens good streets and asks him to follow him. The pair walk for a few hundred meters and come out onto a garden with beautiful flat lawns, rose bushes and manicured hedges. The constable gestures to a bush and the tourist does what needs to be done.

The tourist comes out from behind the bush with a more relieved comfortable look on his face.

"Is this what you call the great British welcome?" Asks the tourist.

"No" replies the officer. "We call this the French embassy"

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Old 05-15-2006, 06:29 AM   #7
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Re: Joke

There was no dead dog, merely a gesture used to convey the awefulness of that joke.

Grading went fine, everyone passed; which is great. Start learning some new stuff now!
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Old 05-15-2006, 03:28 PM   #8
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Quote:
Philip Purcell wrote:
Here is another one I heard recently, sorry to any French people

An American Tourist is out in London, having had a few pints of the Indian Pale Ale needs to answer the call of nature. He walks for what seems like miles to find a public convenience and decides that given his increasing urgency to duck off down an alley and do what needs to be done. No sooner than his zipper is down PC Plod walks round the corner.

"Allo, Allo, Allo what's goin' on here?" He asks.

"Gee whiz officer I need a whiz" replies the tourist.

PC Plod explains to the tourist that he can not urinate on the Queens good streets and asks him to follow him. The pair walk for a few hundred meters and come out onto a garden with beautiful flat lawns, rose bushes and manicured hedges. The constable gestures to a bush and the tourist does what needs to be done.

The tourist comes out from behind the bush with a more relieved comfortable look on his face.

"Is this what you call the great British welcome?" Asks the tourist.

"No" replies the officer. "We call this the French embassy"
Nice.

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Old 05-16-2006, 01:40 PM   #9
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Re: Joke

Quote:
Philip Purcell wrote:
Have you heard about the new zoo that has opened in London?

It only has one animal, a dog.

It's a shi-tzu!

Ah, well, that explains everything. A dog that size could easily be run over by an errant tumbleweed...
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Old 05-17-2006, 12:16 PM   #10
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Lucy Smith wrote:
A dog just DIED outside?
A dog almost died in front of me once. Hit by a bus. He got away at the last second. I had already jumped back so I didn't get covered up with dog pieces. Really traumatic experience.

So did you pass your test?
I see Jo's sense of humour doesn't tranlate well into cyberspace-speak. Yes he passed, they all did well, now I get to introduce them to our 3rd Kyu syllabus, bwahahahaahaaaaaa....


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