Welcome to AikiWeb Aikido Information
AikiWeb: The Source for Aikido Information
AikiWeb's principal purpose is to serve the Internet community as a repository and dissemination point for aikido information.

Sections
home
aikido articles
columns

Discussions
forums
aikiblogs

Databases
dojo search
seminars
image gallery
supplies
links directory

Reviews
book reviews
video reviews
dvd reviews
equip. reviews

News
submit
archive

Miscellaneous
newsletter
rss feeds
polls
about

Follow us on



Home > AikiWeb Aikido Forums
Go Back   AikiWeb Aikido Forums > Open Discussions

Hello and thank you for visiting AikiWeb, the world's most active online Aikido community! This site is home to over 22,000 aikido practitioners from around the world and covers a wide range of aikido topics including techniques, philosophy, history, humor, beginner issues, the marketplace, and more.

If you wish to join in the discussions or use the other advanced features available, you will need to register first. Registration is absolutely free and takes only a few minutes to complete so sign up today!

Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old 04-25-2006, 09:00 PM   #51
Lucy Smith
Dojo: Samurai Dojo
Location: Montevideo
Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 138
Uruguay
Offline
Re: things to do with nick simpson

Of course you are, you're also a Nick.
  Reply With Quote
Old 04-25-2006, 09:03 PM   #52
Lucy Smith
Dojo: Samurai Dojo
Location: Montevideo
Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 138
Uruguay
Offline
Re: things to do with nick simpson

Quote:
James Davis, Jr. wrote:
No, you won't. You can't reach me from Uruguay.

I can still stick my tongue out at you, though!



Gotta love the internet!
Never underestimate the power of a siren.



  Reply With Quote
Old 04-26-2006, 04:03 AM   #53
Steve Mullen
Dojo: White Rose (Sunderland)
Location: Washington
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 270
England
Offline
Re: things to do with nick simpson

They may both be nicks but mr Simpson is far prettier

"No matter your pretence, you are what you are and nothing more." - Kenshiro Abbe Shihan
  Reply With Quote
Old 04-26-2006, 05:24 AM   #54
Cleetus
Dojo: White Rose Aikikai
Location: Newcastle Upon Tyne
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 16
England
Offline
Re: things to do with nick simpson

true, but i am pretty in my own way.
  Reply With Quote
Old 04-26-2006, 05:55 AM   #55
Mark Freeman
Dojo: Dartington
Location: Devon
Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 1,220
United Kingdom
Offline
Re: things to do with nick simpson

I'm begining to wonder about you White Rose boys

Success is having what you want. Happiness is wanting what you have.
  Reply With Quote
Old 04-26-2006, 05:58 AM   #56
white rose
Dojo: White Rose Aikikai
Location: Washington
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 40
United Kingdom
Offline
Re: things to do with nick Simpson

OK people heres the deal. Our young Master Simpson is taking his Shodan in September and I can give you that information oh yes its true you can be there in person at this most historical moment of the whole of aiki-kind.

I hear you shout where, where. While as Nicks pimp the info comes at a pay (a lot like him hmm). I will tell the world about this event on the 1 June. If Nick says anything to upset you nice ladies out there I'll he-bi#ch slap him for you. Oh yes and send you the photos so you can think about how you could nurse him back to health again.

Dont hit me again Nick I'll wash your smalls
  Reply With Quote
Old 04-26-2006, 07:00 AM   #57
Steve Mullen
Dojo: White Rose (Sunderland)
Location: Washington
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 270
England
Offline
Re: things to do with nick simpson

I'd like to officially donate my body to the get nick a shodan cause.

"No matter your pretence, you are what you are and nothing more." - Kenshiro Abbe Shihan
  Reply With Quote
Old 04-26-2006, 10:35 AM   #58
merlynn
 
merlynn's Avatar
Dojo: lone pine ryu school of aiki kyusho jujutsu ,woking & guildford
Location: kingston upon hull
Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 188
United Kingdom
Offline
Re: things to do with nick Simpson

Quote:
Sean Cassidy wrote:
OK people heres the deal. Our young Master Simpson is taking his Shodan in September and I can give you that information oh yes its true you can be there in person at this most historical moment of the whole of aiki-kind.

I hear you shout where, where. While as Nicks pimp the info comes at a pay (a lot like him hmm). I will tell the world about this event on the 1 June. If Nick says anything to upset you nice ladies out there I'll he-bi#ch slap him for you. Oh yes and send you the photos so you can think about how you could nurse him back to health again.
nursing him back to health is NOT what we had in mind for mr simpson

some things are so dear and so precious you have to let them go
  Reply With Quote
Old 04-26-2006, 09:27 PM   #59
Lucy Smith
Dojo: Samurai Dojo
Location: Montevideo
Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 138
Uruguay
Offline
Re: things to do with nick simpson

Quote:
Steve Mullen wrote:
They may both be nicks but mr Simpson is far prettier
How do ya know that???

And Nick, my soul will be with you , cause ya know, a plane ticket it's kinda expensive. Good luck!!

Lucy
  Reply With Quote
Old 04-27-2006, 03:20 AM   #60
Steve Mullen
Dojo: White Rose (Sunderland)
Location: Washington
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 270
England
Offline
Re: things to do with nick simpson

Lucy,
I am one of the blessed few who gets to see Mr Simpson in action (when i make it to practice) and i am also doubly blessed as i get to socialise with him and spend many a night talking s**t into the wee small hours after way too mcuh to drink.

Oh and i also (unfortunately) know mr smith, and if you met mr smith, you would know too !!!!

"No matter your pretence, you are what you are and nothing more." - Kenshiro Abbe Shihan
  Reply With Quote
Old 04-27-2006, 06:15 AM   #61
white rose
Dojo: White Rose Aikikai
Location: Washington
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 40
United Kingdom
Offline
Re: things to do with nick Simpson

Ah Karen but think how grateful he would if you did nurse him back to health. You may need to take his hakama off or at least lift it to see if his feet and legs were OK oh.

And cooling his forehead with a cold towel hmmm, bliss I tell you bliss.

All this will cost ######.## and his worth every penny, just ask Steve (BGS his nicer than Santa) he's a Master Simpson consumer as we in the bus, like to say.

Oh yes and I am starting a new line in the Simpson outlet. He will dress as your fav, actor or actress if you fancy that kind of thing. At the moment we have two the moment the first we call 1 Kyu with an attend problem and a ego the size of Kent and the other is Sharpe were he dresses in green puts on a Yorkshire accent and gets beaten up and muddy but gets through in the end.

If anyone can think of other roles he could play I'm looking for partners in the business.

Dont hit me again Nick I'll wash your smalls
  Reply With Quote
Old 04-27-2006, 06:23 AM   #62
Steve Mullen
Dojo: White Rose (Sunderland)
Location: Washington
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 270
England
Offline
Re: things to do with nick simpson

He does a very good impression of dragged-through-a-hedge-backwards-man after consuming pretty much a full bottle of vodka, with not much to mix in, sitting talking about the state of the war in iraq and other such stuff untill 2-3 in the morning then waking up at 7:30am.

God i love St Patricks day

"No matter your pretence, you are what you are and nothing more." - Kenshiro Abbe Shihan
  Reply With Quote
Old 04-27-2006, 06:23 AM   #63
Mark Freeman
Dojo: Dartington
Location: Devon
Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 1,220
United Kingdom
Offline
Re: things to do with nick simpson

Sean. you really are Nick's pimp aren't you. I hope that he will get to keep at least a little of the spoils.

Could he dress up like Clooney in O Brother where art thou? if he could, I might be interested in a decent share option.

Success is having what you want. Happiness is wanting what you have.
  Reply With Quote
Old 04-27-2006, 06:27 AM   #64
Steve Mullen
Dojo: White Rose (Sunderland)
Location: Washington
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 270
England
Offline
Re: things to do with nick simpson

Pimp/Sensei, its all pretty much the same thing

"No matter your pretence, you are what you are and nothing more." - Kenshiro Abbe Shihan
  Reply With Quote
Old 04-27-2006, 06:32 AM   #65
Mark Freeman
Dojo: Dartington
Location: Devon
Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 1,220
United Kingdom
Offline
Re: things to do with nick simpson

Quote:
Steve Mullen wrote:
Pimp/Sensei, its all pretty much the same thing
skating on very thin ice there Steve

Success is having what you want. Happiness is wanting what you have.
  Reply With Quote
Old 04-27-2006, 06:36 AM   #66
Steve Mullen
Dojo: White Rose (Sunderland)
Location: Washington
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 270
England
Offline
Re: things to do with nick simpson

I was speaking from personal experience there of course, not everyone has that special bond with their sensei that us "white rose special boys" have

"No matter your pretence, you are what you are and nothing more." - Kenshiro Abbe Shihan
  Reply With Quote
Old 04-27-2006, 06:44 AM   #67
Mark Freeman
Dojo: Dartington
Location: Devon
Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 1,220
United Kingdom
Offline
Re: things to do with nick simpson

Now I'm really beginning to wonder about you 'boys' up there

Success is having what you want. Happiness is wanting what you have.
  Reply With Quote
Old 04-27-2006, 07:17 AM   #68
Steve Mullen
Dojo: White Rose (Sunderland)
Location: Washington
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 270
England
Offline
Re: things to do with nick simpson

Tut Tut Tut Mr Freeman, we northerners are all hard as nails-brown (sory broon) ale swilling- pigeon/wippet racing-stotty eating-no coat wearing-man men,

An no mistaking

"No matter your pretence, you are what you are and nothing more." - Kenshiro Abbe Shihan
  Reply With Quote
Old 04-27-2006, 08:07 AM   #69
Mark Freeman
Dojo: Dartington
Location: Devon
Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 1,220
United Kingdom
Offline
Re: things to do with nick simpson

My mum's a geordie from wallsend and 'if' the guys are as tough as the women, then they must be pretty tough.
Mind you that doesn't stop some of them liking a bit of man love, this is the 21st century

Success is having what you want. Happiness is wanting what you have.
  Reply With Quote
Old 04-27-2006, 08:20 AM   #70
Steve Mullen
Dojo: White Rose (Sunderland)
Location: Washington
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 270
England
Offline
Re: things to do with nick simpson

Quote:
Mark Freeman wrote:
skating on very thin ice there Steve

ditto mate

"No matter your pretence, you are what you are and nothing more." - Kenshiro Abbe Shihan
  Reply With Quote
Old 04-27-2006, 08:22 AM   #71
merlynn
 
merlynn's Avatar
Dojo: lone pine ryu school of aiki kyusho jujutsu ,woking & guildford
Location: kingston upon hull
Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 188
United Kingdom
Offline
Re: things to do with nick Simpson

Quote:
Sean Cassidy wrote:
Ah Karen but think how grateful he would if you did nurse him back to health. You may need to take his hakama off or at least lift it to see if his feet and legs were OK oh.

And cooling his forehead with a cold towel hmmm, bliss I tell you bliss.

All this will cost ######.## and his worth every penny, just ask Steve (BGS his nicer than Santa) he's a Master Simpson consumer as we in the bus, like to say.

Oh yes and I am starting a new line in the Simpson outlet. He will dress as your fav, actor or actress if you fancy that kind of thing. At the moment we have two the moment the first we call 1 Kyu with an attend problem and a ego the size of Kent and the other is Sharpe were he dresses in green puts on a Yorkshire accent and gets beaten up and muddy but gets through in the end.

If anyone can think of other roles he could play I'm looking for partners in the business.
mmmmmmmm i could always dress up as a nurse for him

some things are so dear and so precious you have to let them go
  Reply With Quote
Old 04-27-2006, 08:26 AM   #72
Steve Mullen
Dojo: White Rose (Sunderland)
Location: Washington
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 270
England
Offline
Re: things to do with nick simpson

[insert wolf whistles here] yowza how's a guy supposed to keep on working after 3 really really REALLY strong cups of coffee and that folating around in his head......... actually forget work, i don't think ill manage sleep

"No matter your pretence, you are what you are and nothing more." - Kenshiro Abbe Shihan
  Reply With Quote
Old 04-27-2006, 08:44 AM   #73
Cleetus
Dojo: White Rose Aikikai
Location: Newcastle Upon Tyne
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 16
England
Offline
Re: things to do with nick simpson

lol, hey has anyone thought to ask nick what he would like done to him.
  Reply With Quote
Old 04-27-2006, 08:47 AM   #74
Steve Mullen
Dojo: White Rose (Sunderland)
Location: Washington
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 270
England
Offline
Re: things to do with nick simpson

its got nothing to do with him, ask his pimp the one we call seamus

"No matter your pretence, you are what you are and nothing more." - Kenshiro Abbe Shihan
  Reply With Quote
Old 04-27-2006, 08:55 AM   #75
Cleetus
Dojo: White Rose Aikikai
Location: Newcastle Upon Tyne
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 16
England
Offline
Re: things to do with nick simpson

aye good idea
  Reply With Quote

Please visit our sponsor:

AikiWeb Sponsored Links - Place your Aikido link here for only $10!



Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Things that go blimp in the night Guilty Spark Open Discussions 6 06-05-2006 04:24 PM
Nick Simpson white rose Open Discussions 54 03-01-2006 10:44 AM
Culture of Martial Mediocrity? L. Camejo Training 160 02-03-2006 01:25 AM
Does Budo require a sense of shame? senshincenter General 72 09-12-2005 02:06 PM
Aikido survivors (Voices of Experience) Hanna B General 67 09-10-2005 07:37 PM


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 06:39 PM.



vBulletin Copyright © 2000-2017 Jelsoft Enterprises Limited
----------
Copyright 1997-2017 AikiWeb and its Authors, All Rights Reserved.
----------
For questions and comments about this website:
Send E-mail
plainlaid-picaresque outchasing-protistan explicantia-altarage seaford-stellionate