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Old 03-24-2006, 07:58 AM   #26
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Re: Hin Ki Pin Ki

hinky pinky for one who lands on their feet in perfect hamai after being thrown.

[spoiler] fluky uki [/spoiler]

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Old 03-24-2006, 11:32 AM   #27
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ok this is a really bad one what do you get when you mix indian cooking and aikido
[spoiler] a tandori randori[/spoiler]
It may be really bad, but that's part of the fun!!!

And if you thought THAT one was bad...
What is a hinky pinky for a crustacean that does aikido?

[spoiler]A tenkan king-prawn![/spoiler]

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Old 03-24-2006, 11:56 AM   #28
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It may be really bad, but that's part of the fun!!!

And if you thought THAT one was bad...
What is a hinky pinky for a crustacean that does aikido?

[spoiler]A tenkan king-prawn![/spoiler]
ok thats where i draw the line!!!!!!!! ok what is the hinky pinky for emma [spoiler]kinky in pinky[/spoiler] ok shes gonna kill me for that one but she knowws we all love her

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Old 03-24-2006, 03:46 PM   #29
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ok thats where i draw the line!!!!!!!! ok what is the hinky pinky for emma [spoiler]kinky in pinky[/spoiler] ok shes gonna kill me for that one but she knowws we all love her
Yeah, like she's not kinky in any other color.

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Old 03-24-2006, 04:40 PM   #30
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Yeah, like she's not kinky in any other color.
mmmmm i dont know she quite likes the black erm so ive heared

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Old 03-28-2006, 11:24 AM   #31
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ok thats where i draw the line!!!!!!!! ok what is the hinky pinky for emma [spoiler]kinky in pinky[/spoiler] ok shes gonna kill me for that one but she knowws we all love her

wooooooohoooooooo!

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Old 03-28-2006, 11:25 AM   #32
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yeah ... quite like the black belts .....
... lol

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Old 03-28-2006, 11:35 AM   #33
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yeah ... quite like the black belts .....
... lol
loll if you could see some of our seniors you be asking whats under ther black hakamas

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Old 03-28-2006, 02:54 PM   #34
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ok ... whats the hink pink for a blackbelt in me room?
[spoiler] clothesdown shodan! [/spoiler]
... hehehe ... im wicked!

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Old 03-28-2006, 02:57 PM   #35
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ok ... whats the hink pink for a blackbelt in me room?
[spoiler] clothesdown shodan! [/spoiler]
... hehehe ... im wicked!
lol emmsy couldnt have put it better myself .... but do you have a shodan in mind

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Old 03-28-2006, 03:07 PM   #36
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no i have someone else in mind
.... shussssh .. dont tell anyone ...
[spoiler] chuck norris! [/spoiler]

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Old 03-28-2006, 03:20 PM   #37
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no i have someone else in mind
.... shussssh .. dont tell anyone ...
[spoiler] chuck norris! [/spoiler]
lol well i have some one in mind too [spoiler] na im not gonna tell you ha ha ha[/spoiler]

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Old 03-28-2006, 04:05 PM   #38
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no i have someone else in mind
.... shussssh .. dont tell anyone ...
[spoiler] chuck norris! [/spoiler]
I don't think you can take him.

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Old 03-28-2006, 04:06 PM   #39
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... hehehe ... im wicked!
Finally, FINALLY, she admits it!!!

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Old 03-28-2006, 05:50 PM   #40
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Okay folks....

give me the hinky pinky for a durable weapon...

[spoiler] an oaken bokken [/spoiler]

or the hinky-pinky-jinky for how you buy one....

[spoiler] with oaken bokken tokens [/spoiler]



Fun thread!
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Old 03-28-2006, 05:52 PM   #41
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Alright now I'm hooked....

the hinky pinky for the con artist's face....

[spoiler] wiley smiley [/spoiler]
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Old 03-28-2006, 06:02 PM   #42
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Finally, FINALLY, she admits it!!!
ok ok ok ... i admit it ..... IM WICKED ... EVIL ... AND OUT TO CORRUPT YOU ALL!

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Old 03-28-2006, 06:05 PM   #43
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whats the hinkety pinkety for girlie karate doers?
[SPOILER] lardy-da karateka! [/SPOILER]

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Old 03-29-2006, 12:32 AM   #44
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ok ok ok ... i admit it ..... IM WICKED ... EVIL ... AND OUT TO CORRUPT YOU ALL!
emma i hate to tell you this but you are way to late to corupt me

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Old 03-29-2006, 11:18 AM   #45
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What's the hinky-hinky pinky for a park ranger that makes sure people clean up after their dogs?

[spoiler]A pooper-scooper trooper.[/spoiler]

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Old 03-30-2006, 03:07 AM   #46
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ok then what the hinky pinky for what you could do to someone if there stood near water when they annoy you [spoiler]shove them in the drinky[/spoiler] lol ok i know it dont work but it made me feel better

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Old 03-30-2006, 09:01 AM   #47
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What is a hinkety pinkety for an advanced yudansha who has lost his ki?

[spoiler]A woebegone yokodan![/spoiler]

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Old 03-30-2006, 09:10 AM   #48
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What is a hinky pinky which describes a top of the head strike that suddenly becomes a side of the head strike...or perhaps a stomach punch?

[spoiler]A Roamin' Shomen![/spoiler]

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Old 03-30-2006, 11:02 AM   #49
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What's the Hink Pink for two smileys that rhyme?

[SPOILER]Drool cool. [/SPOILER]

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Old 03-30-2006, 02:59 PM   #50
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what´s the hinky pinky for a foreseeable overhead strike ?










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