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Old 04-05-2006, 10:17 AM   #26
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Oh well, Excuse the fact that I was ill all weekend, including the friday night where I still took the time to turn up and teach a class. Well, the term class is a little misleading, I mean the two people who turned up! Because you all had better things to do. And forgive me the 4 classes I trained in last week and the blood that I ended up spilling in one of them. Because Im obviously lazy and never train!

I'd like to add that I wont be there tonight (due to having slept all day after work last night and the fact that I have to hand in two essays) so burn my hakama, hang up my gi, remove my name from the list of illustrius deshi. Nick Simpson is obviously dead.
aww nick i have to say i have the upmost admiration for you teaching a class whilst your were ill. lol but please no burning of hakama , i want the chance to see for my self what is under it
on a more serious note i would like to point out that if any one wishes to have ago at mr simpson will have to go through ..............[spoiler] the aiki sirens [/spoiler]

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Old 04-05-2006, 11:20 AM   #27
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aww nick i have to say i have the upmost admiration for you teaching a class whilst your were ill. lol but please no burning of hakama , i want the chance to see for my self what is under it
on a more serious note i would like to point out that if any one wishes to have ago at mr simpson will have to go through ..............[spoiler] the aiki sirens [/spoiler]
Karen, you are so tough.

Fear not, as I do not intend to "have a go" at Mr. Simpson.

At least if I have to deal with aiki sirens, I'll hear them coming from far away!

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Old 04-05-2006, 11:24 AM   #28
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Karen, you are so tough.

Fear not, as I do not intend to "have a go" at Mr. Simpson.

At least if I have to deal with aiki sirens, I'll hear them coming from far away!
oh no you wont we are as silent as ninjas

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Old 04-05-2006, 04:36 PM   #29
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oh no you wont we are as silent as ninjas
with sirens?


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Old 04-05-2006, 09:41 PM   #30
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Karen, you are so tough.

Fear not, as I do not intend to "have a go" at Mr. Simpson.

At least if I have to deal with aiki sirens, I'll hear them coming from far away!
Hold on...last time I checked, hearing sirens was not too beneficial...
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Old 04-06-2006, 03:12 AM   #31
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Hold on...last time I checked, hearing sirens was not too beneficial...
and not hearing them isnt too good either, lol havent you heared the saying " a calm before the storm"

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Old 04-06-2006, 05:50 AM   #32
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and not hearing them isnt too good either, lol havent you heared the saying " a calm before the storm"
Ah, silent but deadly, like a jaguar in a hakama...
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Old 04-06-2006, 06:32 AM   #33
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Ah, silent but deadly, like a jaguar in a hakama...
lol yes but the aiki sirens are worse!!! especially the chief siren she is the most deadly of all

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Old 04-06-2006, 10:31 AM   #34
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Well, at least we get plenty of warning. That's really nice of you, Karen.

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Old 04-06-2006, 11:49 AM   #35
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Well, at least we get plenty of warning. That's really nice of you, Karen.
yes but it would help even more if you knew who you were looking out for

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Old 04-06-2006, 12:20 PM   #36
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Ah, silent but deadly, like a jaguar in a hakama...
that sounds like a quite fart let out a the mat during training

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Old 04-06-2006, 12:34 PM   #37
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that sounds like a quite fart let out a the mat during training
hee hee

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Old 04-06-2006, 03:25 PM   #38
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that sounds like a quite fart let out a the mat during training
Imagine how deadly! No warning except the slight billowing of gi pants...
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Old 04-06-2006, 03:49 PM   #39
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Imagine how deadly! No warning except the slight billowing of gi pants...
lol although the slight greening colour on the surrounding peoples faces would also be a clue

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Old 04-07-2006, 10:20 AM   #40
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yes but it would help even more if you knew who you were looking out for
A funny girl with an english accent and jetlag?

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Old 04-07-2006, 11:11 AM   #41
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Eek! Re: funny moments

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Imagine how deadly! No warning except the slight billowing of gi pants...
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lol although the slight greening colour on the surrounding peoples faces would also be a clue
lol......that is an intresting way to extend you ki

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Old 04-07-2006, 11:43 AM   #42
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A funny girl with an english accent and jetlag?
yes but there are a few of us on aiki web which one of us will you be lookin for

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Old 04-07-2006, 03:04 PM   #43
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yes but there are a few of us on aiki web which one of us will you be lookin for
Well, according to a previous thread Karen's gi apparently knows how to hum, so that would certainly be a help with identification...
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Old 04-07-2006, 03:17 PM   #44
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One of our senior students who is known to have a "commanding attitude" towards the kids in the group ("you don't mess with Mr. So and So"), was bowing us out after practice one night. While we were sitting in Seiza, this Senor student asked if we had "fun" practicing that night, one of the younger boys who is a bit of a smart alec (an 11yo 6th grader that has a bloodtie to me) sat up straight and yelled "SIR YES SIR!" at the top of his voice. At that time, several of the older students who are former military members sat straight up for a split second before they caught themselves and realized where they were. Everyone had a good laugh over that one. .
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Old 04-07-2006, 03:22 PM   #45
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Well, according to a previous thread Karen's gi apparently knows how to hum, so that would certainly be a help with identification...
well the aiki sirens do not wear there gi's when they attack they could be the girl standing next to you so beware

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Old 04-07-2006, 04:36 PM   #46
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yes but there are a few of us on aiki web which one of us will you be lookin for
"Train with one as if they were many, train with many as if they were one."

In short, I'LL TAKE ON ALL OF YA!!


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Old 04-07-2006, 04:59 PM   #47
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"Train with one as if they were many, train with many as if they were one."

In short, I'LL TAKE ON ALL OF YA!!

well ther is only one thing i can say to that !!!
[spoiler]BRING IT ON [/spoiler]

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Old 04-07-2006, 06:18 PM   #48
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well ther is only one thing i can say to that !!!
[spoiler]BRING IT ON [/spoiler]
Uh-oh, angry stealth Aiki Siren on the warpath!
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"Train with one as if they were many, train with many as if they were one."

In short, I'LL TAKE ON ALL OF YA!!

That's not terribly Aiki of you...
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Uh-oh, angry stealth Aiki Siren on the warpath!
aaron be thankful its only me the chief aiki siren has a much worse bite then i do

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