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Old 12-06-2005, 09:36 AM   #26
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Re: Dear Aikidoka

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lol hun i think you on the right page, now come, join us
I'm so there! Even if I have to swim my way to England...

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hell girl im always ready , willing and able for you any time you me and aload of hot cute male aikidoka what more could we want emmsy
Scratch that. I'm not swimming, I'm teleporting there!!

-U-

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Old 12-06-2005, 09:56 AM   #27
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hell girl im always ready , willing and able for you any time you me and aload of hot cute male aikidoka what more could we want emmsy
I so need a boat.

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Old 12-06-2005, 01:29 PM   #28
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Re: Dear Aikidoka

unfortunately hot cute male aikidoka are in short supply in our dojo

some things are so dear and so precious you have to let them go
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Old 12-06-2005, 01:49 PM   #29
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Re: Dear Aikidoka

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You two talkin' about me again?
course we are bozz! ....

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hell girl im always ready , willing and able for you any time you me and aload of hot cute male aikidoka what more could we want emmsy
You know your my "Special Girl" right?

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Old 12-06-2005, 03:39 PM   #30
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Re: Dear Aikidoka

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course we are bozz! ....



You know your my "Special Girl" right?
ooooooooooooooooooooooo am i ? oooooooooooooooooooooo cool mmmmmm wat shall we do first

some things are so dear and so precious you have to let them go
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Old 12-06-2005, 03:45 PM   #31
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ooooooooooooooooooooooo am i ? oooooooooooooooooooooo cool mmmmmm wat shall we do first
Come...

to...

Florida.

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Old 12-06-2005, 10:37 PM   #32
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Re: Dear Aikidoka

Dear Aunt Agony,

I have this obsessive compulsive urge to have my wrist Grabbed by a someone, anyone. My fetish is destroying my social life and work life. In work, all I can do is to write/type "GRAB MY WRIST (TM)" all over my report. My boss has threatens to fire me if I do not stop this OC behavior. Please help....

Sincerely,

GRAB MY WRIST (TM)

SHOMEN-ATE (TM), the solution to 90% of aikido and life's problems.
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Old 12-06-2005, 11:16 PM   #33
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Err...you can always grab your own wrist. Despite what they tell you, you won't go blind or grow hair on your palm. Trust me, I should know...

BTW, just what is it with the English chicks? Is it mating season again over there?
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Old 12-07-2005, 08:57 AM   #34
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Re: Dear Aikidoka

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Err...you can always grab your own wrist. Despite what they tell you, you won't go blind or grow hair on your palm. Trust me, I should know...

BTW, just what is it with the English chicks? Is it mating season again over there?
no its not mating season over here lol its cos we like this all the time

some things are so dear and so precious you have to let them go
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Old 12-07-2005, 10:12 AM   #35
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no its not mating season over here lol its cos we like this all the time
All the time? Whoa.

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Old 12-08-2005, 01:31 AM   #36
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Re: Dear Aikidoka

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Come...

to...

Florida.

hold on .. o think we didnt look at this possiblility long enough ...... cold damp wet horrible england ... or FLORIDA!!!.... hmmmmm lemme think .....
.....
....
....
.... Ok plane leaves in 5 hours .... see ya then!

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Old 12-08-2005, 01:34 AM   #37
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Re: Dear Aikidoka

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Dear Aunt Agony,

I have this obsessive compulsive urge to have my wrist Grabbed by a someone, anyone. My fetish is destroying my social life and work life. In work, all I can do is to write/type "GRAB MY WRIST (TM)" all over my report. My boss has threatens to fire me if I do not stop this OC behavior. Please help....

Sincerely,

GRAB MY WRIST (TM)
awwww booon .... I'll grab yer ...... wrist !

Dance your cares away .... worry for another day ... let the music play .... down in fraggle rock!

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Old 12-08-2005, 10:47 AM   #38
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Re: Dear Aikidoka

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hold on .. o think we didnt look at this possiblility long enough ...... cold damp wet horrible england ... or FLORIDA!!!.... hmmmmm lemme think .....
.....
....
....
.... Ok plane leaves in 5 hours .... see ya then!
Woo hoo!

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Old 12-08-2005, 10:49 AM   #39
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Re: Dear Aikidoka

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awwww booon .... I'll grab yer ...... wrist !
DON'T DO IT EMMA!! IT'S A TRAP!!

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Old 12-08-2005, 09:50 PM   #40
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Re: Dear Aikidoka

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Emma Mason wrote:
hold on .. o think we didnt look at this possiblility long enough ...... cold damp wet horrible england ... or FLORIDA!!!.... hmmmmm lemme think .....
.....
....
....
.... Ok plane leaves in 5 hours .... see ya then!

But I'm halfway from England (I had to swim, as I couldn't find any d@mned telepod. Besides, I found out those things can turn you into a fly ). I guess I'll have to make a sharp turn toward Florida...

-U-

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Old 12-09-2005, 01:42 AM   #41
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But I'm halfway from England (I had to swim, as I couldn't find any d@mned telepod. Besides, I found out those things can turn you into a fly ). I guess I'll have to make a sharp turn toward Florida...

-U-

oooooo perfect opening for me to say ....
"just keep swimming!"

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Old 12-09-2005, 10:01 AM   #42
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But I'm halfway from England (I had to swim, as I couldn't find any d@mned telepod. Besides, I found out those things can turn you into a fly ). I guess I'll have to make a sharp turn toward Florida...

-U-
I guess you've done a really good job so far of keeping your laptop dry; that would explain how you're able to post from the middle of the atlantic.

How much battery power ya got left?

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Old 12-09-2005, 10:03 AM   #43
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oooooo perfect opening for me to say ....
"just keep swimming!"
I take it that "just keep swimming" holds some special meaning for you?

Be good.

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Old 12-09-2005, 12:21 PM   #44
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I take it that "just keep swimming" holds some special meaning for you?

Be good.
ahhhhhh .... now you can be sucked in to the realm of my aikiblog "Dory's Diary!" .....
THERE IS NO ESCAPE!!! lol .....

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Old 12-09-2005, 12:28 PM   #45
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I guess you've done a really good job so far of keeping your laptop dry; that would explain how you're able to post from the middle of the atlantic.

How much battery power ya got left?
cooool a dry lap ..... oh ... no ... lap top .... my mistake

*whispers* bad girl ... mind in the gutter

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Old 12-09-2005, 02:24 PM   #46
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I guess you've done a really good job so far of keeping your laptop dry; that would explain how you're able to post from the middle of the atlantic.

How much battery power ya got left?

It's not been easy. It's resting on my chest as I swhim "face up". My biggest challenge, however, was keeping the sharks at bay as I started through the Caribbean. Of course, I had to use a little bit of Aiki humor for that, but it was finally until I told them the "Dokas Of The Day", that they stopped in their tracks to ponder them and meditate, so I used their confusion to swim away unnoticed. It's a good thing there aren't many sharks into religion, so I confused them easily. As for battery power, I still have enough to post a couple more lines, but now the biggest problem I'm facing right now, for which I'll need all of your guys help is *blink-blink* ................................................................................ .............................

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Old 12-09-2005, 02:46 PM   #47
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OH NO .................

Dance your cares away .... worry for another day ... let the music play .... down in fraggle rock!

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Old 12-09-2005, 03:40 PM   #48
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Aw, crud. Well, we'll all miss him.

Do you think he came across the states before he started swimming, or did he swim through the Panama canal?

If the sharks have his laptop, and they're reading this right now, WE'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!!

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Old 12-09-2005, 04:18 PM   #49
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Fish with big teeth ..... YOU NO FRIGHTEN ME! .... grrrrrrr :

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Old 12-09-2005, 11:00 PM   #50
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Hello guys! I hope I didn't worry you too much. My battery went out. Luckily I found a couple of electric fish that allowed me to recharge it.

Oh, the thing for which I needed your help was that I'M FREEZING IN MID-ATLANTIC!! Would any of you throw me a sweater if you happen to swim by? And a compass, too. I don't seem to know where in the Atlantic I am. I must've missed that right turn...

-U- *Brrrrrrrrr*

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