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Old 11-04-2005, 10:40 AM   #26
3girls
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Re: Aikido Puns

Redneck Aikido Dictionary

Hakama:
Hakama you aint fixed the toilet yet?

Obi:
Obi quiet I'm watchin the game

Iriminage:
So wut happen to ur girlfriend?
Irimi-nage'n me all time I had to leave her

Aikido:
Man Ai ki do's fellers fer messn wit my truck

Nikkyu:
Nikkyu finished drinkn that beer yet?

Satome Sensei:
Bubba wuts wrong? Ma parents moved back in. Why they do that?
My ma; Satome they did it sensei loved me so much (no offense sensei it just fit )

All fer know Git r dun
BK

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Old 11-04-2005, 12:19 PM   #27
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lmao im loving it keep posting people

some things are so dear and so precious you have to let them go
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Old 11-08-2005, 04:55 PM   #28
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ok more redneck aikido dictionary

Hanmi:

Hey Earl HAMI another beer wudya?

Tenkan:

Dang Bubba you drank that whole case a beer? Naw I just drank TENKAN of it

Shinai:

Man I cought my ole lady sleepn round with that Earl so SHINAI dun spilt.

Jo & Maai

Hey JO, watch wut yer a doin you dern near poked MAAI out whit that stick.

Kata:

Bubba why u so upset? Oh heck its onaKATA them fellers at the IRS.

Rei:

REI get off your lazy but and cut that lawn

Shodan

WHOOOWHEEE it SHODAN good to see u fellers again

Randori:

Jr I did a terrible thing to pa's dog. Wut u do? I RANDORI over with his truck.

Dogi:

Well JR I made things squrae with pa. Whut u do? I went to town and got him a new DOGI.

Hope this adds some levity to everyones day/night

BK
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Old 11-09-2005, 07:52 PM   #29
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Geeez whats a matter folks i mean there funny/goofy come on this is the light side of aikido
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Old 11-09-2005, 09:26 PM   #30
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I'm lovin them!
Got more?
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Old 11-21-2005, 07:34 AM   #31
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Not something heard in the dojo but something that popped into my head while sitting in standard Houston traffic.... Not necessarily a pun either

I want to blend with, and throw you, and pin you, and call you UKE...

I put my right foot in, I put my left foot out, I do the Aikipokey and throw you all about
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Old 11-22-2005, 03:32 PM   #32
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Ok, my partner takes pride in twisting everything I say about aikido. She has some puns.

Sushimi is the art of falling.
I practice with Okidokies.
I like to play with my stick
It is polite to say, Sankyu very much.

I know there are more but can't think of them right now. She will remind me soon enough.

"flows like water, reflects like a mirror, and responds like an echo." Chaung-tse
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Old 12-21-2005, 11:24 AM   #33
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Udekimenage - They tell how clean your house is!
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Old 12-21-2005, 12:12 PM   #34
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I totaly lost it when someone asked me to attack him with "ushi no kubishime". (choke the cow) He gave me a blank stare when I said "Aw jeez! don't be so hard on yourself. You're not really that fat".
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Old 02-09-2006, 08:14 AM   #35
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A bit late, but two of my favorites, one not so punny, the other one abit more painful in it's punliness:

for a night of drinking as training: Misogi of the Liver

and for those random toe stomps: atoemi - waza
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Old 02-10-2006, 12:48 AM   #36
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Mmmh. Interesting. If that's a Ki-Ring, I wonder what a Ki-Holder would look like...


-U-
Yes, ki = key is the source of some of the worst puns in the universe. Even I am not immune. Forgive me.
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Old 02-10-2006, 11:23 AM   #37
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and for those random toe stomps: atoemi - waza
I like that one a lot....

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Old 02-10-2006, 03:11 PM   #38
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This is because i can't spell the actual word.

Q test

:kiAikido is just origami with people.
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Old 02-14-2006, 03:11 AM   #39
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All you basics are belong to us.

Someone set us up the bokken.

We get Sankyo.
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Old 02-14-2006, 05:35 AM   #40
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Mario Jones wrote:
All you basics are belong to us.

Someone set us up the bokken.

We get Sankyo.
This is a haiku of the 'obscure' class, either that, or a Zen koan from the 'cuminatcha' period.

It's way beyond my comprehension

Success is having what you want. Happiness is wanting what you have.
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Old 02-14-2006, 04:37 PM   #41
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Kaitenage ...... in the hands of dory becomes shytonage ....
trust me ..... Im terrible!

MAN IN BLACK SKIRT YOU NO FRIGHTEN ME!!!

Dance your cares away .... worry for another day ... let the music play .... down in fraggle rock!

when bored ... do as I do. Poke a patient!
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Old 02-20-2006, 12:00 AM   #42
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This is a haiku of the 'obscure' class, either that, or a Zen koan from the 'cuminatcha' period.

It's way beyond my comprehension
Actually, it's an internet fad of the "old and overused" class. See http://www.allyourbasearebelongtous.com/

Peace,
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Old 02-20-2006, 05:35 PM   #43
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Actually, it's an internet fad of the "old and overused" class. See http://www.allyourbasearebelongtous.com/

Peace,
Tom Newhall
Hi Tom,
the link doesn't seem to work, so it's all still way beyond my comprehension
cheers
Mark

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Old 03-03-2006, 07:24 AM   #44
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i have quite a funny tale in reagrds to ukemi. a dan grade was helping a kyu grade in how to fall comfrotably from a koshinage throw. unfortunately the said uke was tensing up all the time and hitting the floor with a nice bang, at which point the dan grade started the next throw and looking behind the uke said "just relax and "come" over my bottom". due to the body position and that both were male much laughter followed.

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Old 03-08-2006, 04:36 AM   #45
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at my dojo during a test in order try to get the one testing to relax, my sensei will sometimes ask them to do the technique "Shomenuchi Teriyaki"




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Old 03-08-2006, 07:46 AM   #46
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I totaly lost it when someone asked me to attack him with "ushi no kubishime". (choke the cow) He gave me a blank stare when I said "Aw jeez! don't be so hard on yourself. You're not really that fat".
I couldn't stop laughing for minutes. Still laughing now.

My contribution: Every once in a while one of the seniors students in class may be saying something to a junior about how they are doing their Shi-ko (pissing) instead of Shikko. So I yell over at them to tell the junior to go to the bathroom and not mess up the dojo.

When she was about five, my daughter insisted on calling udekimenage as ude gimme nage and shomenuchi as show me ouchi.

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Old 03-14-2006, 09:02 PM   #47
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When she was about five, my daughter insisted on calling udekimenage as ude gimme nage and shomenuchi as show me ouchi.

Rock

I think at show me ouchie is perfectly reasonable name! ... certainly describes some of the stuff happening to us!

Dance your cares away .... worry for another day ... let the music play .... down in fraggle rock!

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Old 03-14-2006, 10:25 PM   #48
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What is it called when you can quickly get in and out of a large Swedish furniture & housewares retailer & purchase the item you want, without getting lost in the maze-like showroom?

Ikea - do

(For those not familiar with it, Ikea is an international chain of furniture stores that are easy to get lost in. The name is pronounced eye-kee-a.)

Be the change you seek.
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Old 03-15-2006, 08:29 AM   #49
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I think at show me ouchie is perfectly reasonable name! ... certainly describes some of the stuff happening to us!
Only if you don't get off the line.
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Old 03-15-2006, 12:21 PM   #50
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What is it called when you can quickly get in and out of a large Swedish furniture & housewares retailer & purchase the item you want, without getting lost in the maze-like showroom?

Ikea - do

(For those not familiar with it, Ikea is an international chain of furniture stores that are easy to get lost in. The name is pronounced eye-kee-a.)
oh...that was bad, made me chuckle but it was still bad

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