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11-18-2009, 07:07 PM
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Location: Summerholm, Queensland
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Re: how do i delete my fucking account
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Mary Malmros wrote:
Wait, you can get an account for that?
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You can? I've never needed an account for that! Where do I sign up?
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11-18-2009, 08:53 PM
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Dojo: Aikido Yoshinkan Sacramento - Seikeikan Dojo
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Re: how do i delete my fucking account
The greatest of all Ninja:
http://www.askaninja.com
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11-18-2009, 09:00 PM
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Dojo: Team Combat USA
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Re: how do i delete my fucking account
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Erick Mead wrote:
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
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nooooo, coconuts can't migrate silly...but a ninja could carry them.
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11-18-2009, 09:10 PM
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#54
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Dojo: Aikido Yoshinkan Sacramento - Seikeikan Dojo
Location: Orangevale, CA
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Re: how do i delete my fucking account
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11-18-2009, 09:34 PM
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Re: how do i delete my fucking account
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Kevin Leavitt wrote:
nooooo, coconuts can't migrate silly...but a ninja could carry them.
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A European ninja or an African ninja. Probably an African ninja. That would be possible. The African ninjas are much stronger then European ninjas and could manage it. But then of course, African ninjas are non-migratory so they wouldn't bring a coconut over here anyway.
David
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Go ahead, tread on me.
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11-18-2009, 09:53 PM
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#56
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Dojo: Big Green Drum (W. Florida Aikikai)
Location: West Florida
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Re: how do i delete my fucking account
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Robert M Watson Jr wrote:
Leave that IP nonsense in the non-aikido forum.
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Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed!
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Cordially,
Erick Mead
一隻狗可久里馬房但他也不是馬的.
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11-18-2009, 10:38 PM
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Location: Las Vegas
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Re: how do i delete my fucking account
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hahahahaha,,, that one just made my night,,,, Thanks Josh .
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"For The Secret That The Warrior Seeks: You Must Know That The Basic Principles Lie In The Study Of The Spirit." - Morihei Ueshiba
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11-18-2009, 11:57 PM
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Dojo: Aikido of San Diego, San Diego, California
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Re: how do i delete my fucking account
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Kevin Leavitt wrote:
My 9 year old has two coconut shells in his room. He loves The Holy Grail.
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There's an app for that: "Coconut Horse"
Yes, of course it's on my iPhone.
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11-19-2009, 12:44 AM
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Dojo: Aikido of Central New York
Location: Cortland, NY
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Re: how do i delete my fucking account
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Marc Abrams wrote:
Keith:
I can no longer count the number of times that I have seen the Holy Grail (Funniest movie ever made) and my youngest son and I love to watch episodes of the flying circus on the DVD....
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I had a couople of their audio cassettes, incuding the on with the Argumet Clinic on it. My mom really liked that one. We visited an old friend and got into "Don't argue with me!" "I'm not arguing" "Yes, you are." She thought we were nuts until I played the source material.
Which reminds me, how's sensei Bruce in Australia?
G'DAY!
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"I am not a big fat panda. I am the big fat panda." --Po, Kung Fu Panda
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11-19-2009, 09:42 AM
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Location: CA
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Re: how do i delete my fucking account
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Erick Mead wrote:
Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed!
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Repression and oppression are nuts from the opposite side of the tree. Too many coconuts can lead to gastric upset and depression. However if one mixes an appropriate amount of elderberries with the coconuts while burning the branches of a larch tree a great source of hidden power is revealed which can be used to overturn to totalitarian paradigm and restore power to the proletariate. Of course, the dreaded side effects can include silly walking and Tourette syndrome like symptoms.
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11-19-2009, 09:43 AM
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Location: CA
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Re: how do i delete my fucking account
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Ignatius Teo wrote:
You can? I've never needed an account for that! Where do I sign up?
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Unfortunately, it is a pay per use site ...
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11-19-2009, 10:06 AM
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Dojo: Aikido of Central New York
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Re: how do i delete my fucking account
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Robert M Watson Jr wrote:
Unfortunately, it is a pay per use site ...
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So what else is new?
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"I am not a big fat panda. I am the big fat panda." --Po, Kung Fu Panda
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11-19-2009, 10:34 AM
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Re: how do i delete my fucking account
in soviet russia, ninja deletes *you*
moooo haa haaa
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11-19-2009, 11:01 AM
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Dojo: Team Combat USA
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Re: how do i delete my fucking account
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David Skaggs wrote:
A European ninja or an African ninja. Probably an African ninja. That would be possible. The African ninjas are much stronger then European ninjas and could manage it. But then of course, African ninjas are non-migratory so they wouldn't bring a coconut over here anyway.
David
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Maybe Erick Mead could provide a diagram that could show how a European Ninja be able to do this, as I think it is possible.
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11-19-2009, 11:18 AM
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Dojo: Aikido Eastside
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Re: how do i delete my fucking account
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Erick Mead wrote:
Ninjas are invisible.
Ninjas are everywhere.
You cannot see them.
This proves they are there.
QED
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It is a known fact that the Ninja are simply the enforcement arm of the of the international Masonic conspiracy controlled by the Illuminati using the Tri-Lateral Commission and the Carlyle Group as fronts.
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11-19-2009, 11:19 AM
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Dojo: Aikido Arts of Shin Budo Kai/ Bedford Hills, New York
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Re: how do i delete my fucking account
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David Skaggs wrote:
A European ninja or an African ninja. Probably an African ninja. That would be possible. The African ninjas are much stronger then European ninjas and could manage it. But then of course, African ninjas are non-migratory so they wouldn't bring a coconut over here anyway.
David
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I have just been notified by the budo bridge keeper that all ninja, whether they be African, European, Laden, Unladen,.... have been tossed into the abyss. Regular programming may now resume.
Marc Abrams
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11-19-2009, 11:20 AM
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Dojo: Aikido Eastside
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Re: how do i delete my fucking account
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does anyone know how i can delete my fucking account
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Aren't you glad you asked so nicely?
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11-19-2009, 11:34 AM
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Dojo: AIA, Los Angeles, CA
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Re: how do i delete my fucking account
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Jason Ray wrote:
does anyone know how i can delete my fucking account
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Take a large sledgehammer and smash the computer, monitor, keyboard, etc. Make sure to totally demolish the hard drive as that has all your critical data. Next, make sure you pull all the wires that attached the computer to the wall/phoneline/whatever and rip those out all the way to the source. Fill your bathtub with water and drop everything into the water while still plugged in. This will help ensure everything shorts out correctly. Jolting feelings are normal during this process. So is that burning flesh smell. As this will likely result in your own electrocution it will also suffice to erase your existence. Kind of the ultimate "delete my account" deal.
If you have any further technical questions, please don't hesitate to ask.
HTH
Of course this is all in jest. Sorta.
Last edited by Keith Larman : 11-19-2009 at 11:37 AM.
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11-19-2009, 12:02 PM
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Dojo: Searching for a new home
Location: Delaware (<3 still in Oregon!)
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Re: how do i delete my fucking account
Maybe try "Ctrl W" or "Alt F4"
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~Look into the eyes of your opponent & steal his spirit.
~To be a good martial artist is to be good thief; if you want my knowledge, you must take it from me.
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11-19-2009, 12:49 PM
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Dojo: Shindai Dojo, Orlando Fl.
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Re: how do i delete my fucking account
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Jason Ray wrote:
does anyone know how i can delete my fucking account
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I tryed to get one of those when I was younger but they always made me pay cash up front.
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11-19-2009, 01:29 PM
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Location: Evergreen, Colorado
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Re: how do i delete my fucking account
Yeah....
Imagine my dismay when I found out you needed an account?
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11-19-2009, 01:35 PM
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Location: Florida Gulf coast
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Re: how do i delete my fucking account
I don't get this number of respones when I write a column.
As they say, everyone lights up a room. Some when they enter and some when they leave. (I guess some when the find the light switch.)
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Lynn Seiser PhD
Yondan Aikido & FMA/JKD
We do not rise to the level of our expectations, but fall to the level of our training. Train well. KWATZ!
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11-19-2009, 03:16 PM
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Dojo: AIA, Los Angeles, CA
Location: California
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Re: how do i delete my fucking account
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Toby Threadgill wrote:
Yeah....
Imagine my dismay when I found out you needed an account?
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But after 21 years of marriage it seems even having the account is no guarantee...
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11-19-2009, 04:29 PM
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Dojo: Aikido of Reno
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Re: how do i delete my fucking account
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Keith Larman wrote:
But after 21 years of marriage it seems even having the account is no guarantee...
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I could have sworn she was yelling No Account at you last night...Oops sorry. Wrong gentleman, my apologies.
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11-19-2009, 05:27 PM
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Re: how do i delete my fucking account
So.. how long until they close this thread down? lol
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