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11-22-2009, 11:47 AM
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#101
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Dojo: Big Green Drum (W. Florida Aikikai)
Location: West Florida
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Re: how do i delete my fucking account
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Kevin Leavitt wrote:
So the mere presence of Chuck would kill a ninja. So you could probably determine where Chuck Norris by determining the density of ninja in a particular area.
That might be useful. As we all know that you can only delete your aikiweb account if you get permission from Chuck Norris.
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And so the problem posed for our good friend ninjaray is really quite sad, indeed.
If he were to get close enough to Chuck to get permission to close the account, not only could he no longer remain "not being seen" -- he would simply be no more; he would cease to be, he'd pass on! He'd've expired and gone to meet his maker! A late ninja ! A stiff! Bereft of life, he'd rest in peace! If you hadn't screwed him into the light bulb he'd be pushing up the daisies! His metabolical processes would be history ! He'd've hopped the twig! He'd've shuffled off this mortal coil, rung down the curtain and joined the bleedin' Choir Iinvisible! In short, he would be -- an EX-NINJA.
So really, y'all should have more sympathy for poor ninjaray's rather desparate plight.
I hear tell that Jun is well-loved by Chuck. Perhaps he'll put in a good word...
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Cordially,
Erick Mead
一隻狗可久里馬房但他也不是馬的.
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11-22-2009, 11:55 AM
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#102
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Dojo: Aikido Fellowship of Great Britain
Location: Birmingham
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Re: how do i delete my fucking account
Ninjas aren't invisible. Chuck simply refuses to acknowledge that they exist.
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11-22-2009, 08:20 PM
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#103
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Join Date: Apr 2006
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Re: how do i delete my fucking account
Maybe Ninjaray could type a note asking Chuck Norris if he could delete his !@#$%^& account and stuff it in a coconut, tie it to a sparrow and have the sparrow fly the coconut to Chuck Norris.
David
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Go ahead, tread on me.
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11-22-2009, 08:42 PM
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#104
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Dojo: Kenshinkan Dojo (Aikido of North County) Vista, CA
Location: Oceanside, California
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Re: how do i delete my fucking account
I'm not sure Ninjaray has any coconuts to spare....
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Michael
"Leave the gun. Bring the cannoli."
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11-22-2009, 10:05 PM
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#105
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Join Date: Aug 2009
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Re: how do i delete my fucking account
Ninja sminger.... Arnie eats green berets for breakfast..
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11-22-2009, 10:18 PM
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#106
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Dojo: Tsubaki Kannagara Jinja Aikidojo; Himeji Shodokan Dojo
Location: Renton
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Re: how do i delete my fucking account
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David Skaggs wrote:
Maybe Ninjaray could type a note asking Chuck Norris if he could delete his !@#$%^& account and stuff it in a coconut, tie it to a sparrow and have the sparrow fly the coconut to Chuck Norris.
David
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I dunno David...I mean, how would it maintain its air-speed velocity?
....and now for something completely different.
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Gambarimashyo!
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11-22-2009, 10:42 PM
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#107
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Join Date: Apr 2006
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Re: how do i delete my fucking account
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Matthew Gano wrote:
I dunno David...I mean, how would it maintain its air-speed velocity?
....and now for something completely different.
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The African Sparrow;
David
Last edited by dps : 11-22-2009 at 10:44 PM.
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Go ahead, tread on me.
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11-23-2009, 09:46 AM
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#108
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Dojo: Team Combat USA
Location: Olympia, Washington
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Re: how do i delete my fucking account
An African Swallow could carry a coconut, but would definitely be de-feathered upon approaching Chuck...so he would not actually get the message!
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11-23-2009, 10:26 AM
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#109
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Dojo: Zanshin Kai
Location: Birmingham
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Re: how do i delete my fucking account
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Onegaishimasu. Potty mouth is a sure sign of poor training/teaching.
In gassho,
Mark
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That's bull***t
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11-23-2009, 11:43 AM
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#110
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Re: how do i delete my fucking account
Wow, I'm f***ing surprised that this f***ing thread f***ing has so many f***ing replies. And most of the f***ing replies f***ing have nothing to do with the first f***ing post. This is f***ing interesting.
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11-23-2009, 11:53 AM
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#111
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Dojo: Team Combat USA
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Re: how do i delete my fucking account
Duy...I don't understand? It is all very simple.
Chuck, Ninja, Coconut....what is there not to understand.
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11-23-2009, 12:39 PM
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#112
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Dojo: Aikido Arts of Shin Budo Kai/ Bedford Hills, New York
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Re: how do i delete my fucking account
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Duy Trinh wrote:
Wow, I'm f***ing surprised that this f***ing thread f***ing has so many f***ing replies. And most of the f***ing replies f***ing have nothing to do with the first f***ing post. This is f***ing interesting.
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Duy:
Obviously you have never explored the secret art of ninja in which they use mind control to get African swallows to drop coconut shells on Chuck, thereby controlling his mind so that he sees to it that the F*&%@$!*#^$*#^$* ing account gets deleted !
Marc Abrams
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11-23-2009, 01:13 PM
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#113
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Location: Rotterdam
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Re: how do i delete my fucking account
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Kevin Leavitt wrote:
Chuck, Ninja, Coconut....what is there not to understand.
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For one, what about the pirates?
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11-23-2009, 01:33 PM
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Re: how do i delete my fucking account
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For one, what about the pirates?
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Who said anything about the Dutch?
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11-23-2009, 01:37 PM
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#115
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Dojo: Sukagawa Aikido Club of Montreal
Location: Montreal
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Re: how do i delete my fucking account
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Kevin Leavitt wrote:
An African Swallow could carry a coconut, but would definitely be de-feathered upon approaching Chuck...so he would not actually get the message!
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That has just made my signature line. Well done.
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11-23-2009, 02:17 PM
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#116
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Dojo: Team Combat USA
Location: Olympia, Washington
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Re: how do i delete my fucking account
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Joep Schuurkes wrote:
For one, what about the pirates?
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You see..THIS is the problem with the Aikido community. We are all like...uhhhh, what abooout the priates? whinnne!
Always gotta be PC and all that!
We all know that all priates work for either the Dutch, Spanish, or the Portuguese....okay Somali's want in on it too these days, but they aren't REAL pirates as they I have not seen them wear eye patches or really cool pirate hats.
and THAT would really piss of the Ninja as they have always been a little self conscious about the fact that there is no Ninja hat, and they secretly really wanna where a hat, but have not found one that stays on their heads when doing ninja flips, while throwing shurikens.
Anyway....I digress...
pissing off ninja is not good. They would probably start taking it out on all the pirates and then probably even kill some folks that were not really pirates, but dressed up like pirates...like the workers at Long John Silver.
This is definitely NOT a good thing as then the Workers at Long John Silver would start complaining about the random Ninja deaths of fellow employees and they would go to the Yakuza for protection from the Ninja.
Sigh,
well the Yakuza...well lets just say that they have to ask Chuck Norris for "permission" to protect the employees of Long John Silver.....
Sigh...
So...do you see why bringing pirates into the conversation can be problematic?
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11-23-2009, 02:50 PM
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#117
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Re: how do i delete my fucking account
How about a pirate named Sparrow with parrots?
would he be able to carry coconuts to Chuck Norris?
David
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11-23-2009, 03:00 PM
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#118
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Dojo: Team Combat USA
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Re: how do i delete my fucking account
I dunnno..maybe two parrots could definitely carry a coconut, but what about Adam Ant...he looks like a pirate, but I don't believe he actually IS a pirate...maybe he could ask Chuck?
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11-23-2009, 03:08 PM
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#119
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Re: how do i delete my fucking account
Ummm, I think Chuck would prefer to talk to,
Atom Ant
David
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