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Old 11-22-2005, 03:06 PM   #51
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Re: Do you sleep with your Bokken?

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Ok girls,.. send me your addresses,.. i already bought chocolates and ninja stuff ,.....
but i dont like chocolates i like whippin.................. cream

some things are so dear and so precious you have to let them go
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Old 11-22-2005, 03:24 PM   #52
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Ah, the old 'The only way to win a girls heart is to kick her door in at 4am...' one.
Heh --- that's more like "win a trip to the hospital" if the girl happens to be an Aikidoka.

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Old 11-23-2005, 05:15 AM   #53
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Re: Do you sleep with your Bokken?

Wow, weve single handedly debauched aikiweb! Karen, your a very naughty girl...

They're all screaming about the rock n roll, but I would say that it's getting old. - REFUSED.
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Old 11-23-2005, 11:11 AM   #54
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Re: Do you sleep with your Bokken?

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Normally, my bokkens sleep together inside a case in my dojo.Close to my bed i keep my sword, it is just because it was the best place I could find to place it.

I´m not specting a ninja visit during night, are you??
I've never had a ninja invade, but I have on two separate occasions had flying squirrels in my apartment in the middle of the night. They are quick, sneaky, and scare the heck out of you when they go flying through your bedroom! AHHHH!!!!!!!
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Old 11-23-2005, 11:36 AM   #55
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I've never had a ninja invade, but I have on two separate occasions had flying squirrels in my apartment in the middle of the night. They are quick, sneaky, and scare the heck out of you when they go flying through your bedroom! AHHHH!!!!!!!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Flying Squirrels?

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Old 11-24-2005, 03:23 AM   #56
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Srsly guys, stop, Im scared.

They're all screaming about the rock n roll, but I would say that it's getting old. - REFUSED.
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Old 11-24-2005, 05:03 AM   #57
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Re: Do you sleep with your Bokken?

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Flying Squirrels?
Out now for christmas 2005

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Old 11-24-2005, 06:32 AM   #58
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Re: Do you sleep with your Bokken?

All the cool kids have them. My favorite's Canneloni.

Hero's with a Nut shell!


I'll be quiet now.....

Aikido doesn't work? My Aikido works, what on earth are you practicing?!
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Old 11-24-2005, 07:07 AM   #59
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Re: Do you sleep with your Bokken?

OK now stop it, you're starting to mess with the Turtles and that's just beyond the bounds of respect - take heed before I rat on you all to Splinter and then we'll see who's laughing!

Eric, leave the rodents alone. Karen, put the clotted cream down slowly and move away from the door, the man is obviously sconed.

The rest of you, get back to the serious thread of inappropriate uses of weapons in the modern aikido household. Could I perhaps refer you all to that well known series of articles by C. Lumsy shihan - "my life without lightbulbs" and "Look how big my bokken is " to give you some indication of how seriously we must approach this subject.
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Old 11-24-2005, 07:53 AM   #60
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Re: Do you sleep with your Bokken?

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Eric, leave the rodents alone. Karen, put the clotted cream down
Yeah! put it down your.......STOP IT!!!! STOP IT!!!!

For god's sake, I really don't know what's wrong with me.



plus i need to stop using emoticons

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Old 11-24-2005, 08:44 AM   #61
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Emoticons r teh 3v11.

They're all screaming about the rock n roll, but I would say that it's getting old. - REFUSED.
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Old 11-24-2005, 02:41 PM   #62
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Re: Do you sleep with your Bokken?

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Flying Squirrels?
jajajajaj LOL jajajajajajj

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Old 11-25-2005, 03:14 AM   #63
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Re: Do you sleep with your Bokken?

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Wow, weve single handedly debauched aikiweb! Karen, your a very naughty girl...
well nick i may be naughty but you love it

some things are so dear and so precious you have to let them go
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Old 11-25-2005, 06:50 AM   #64
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Re: Do you sleep with your Bokken?

True

They're all screaming about the rock n roll, but I would say that it's getting old. - REFUSED.
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Old 11-26-2005, 08:00 AM   #65
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Re: Do you sleep with your Bokken?

well i may have debauched aikiweb , but after one of my classes last week i was thinking of using my bokken for something other than the purpose it was ment for

some things are so dear and so precious you have to let them go
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Old 11-26-2005, 04:36 PM   #66
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I don't even want to know...
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Old 11-27-2005, 01:32 AM   #67
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Re: Do you sleep with your Bokken?

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well i may have debauched aikiweb , but after one of my classes last week i was thinking of using my bokken for something other than the purpose it was ment for
You mean you were not going to move stuff around with it anymore? Oh!, you were talking about the other purpose it was meant for. My bad...

So, what's the story?

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Old 11-27-2005, 01:20 PM   #68
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Re: Do you sleep with your Bokken?

Once I get my bokken, I might sleep with it...
But aren't we leaving out jo and tanto? They might get jealous...
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Old 11-27-2005, 01:37 PM   #69
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Re: Do you sleep with your Bokken?

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Once I get my bokken, I might sleep with it...
But aren't we leaving out jo and tanto? They might get jealous...
Unless, of course, you sleep with all of them. Probably a "menage a quattre"

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Old 11-27-2005, 01:49 PM   #70
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Unless, of course, you sleep with all of them. Probably a "menage a quattre"

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Heh, Indeed
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Old 11-29-2005, 01:26 PM   #71
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Wow, weve single handedly debauched aikiweb! Karen, your a very naughty girl...

hold on ... i resent that .... me, me, me. what about me ....... play with m ...... errrr .....Ok ..... I'll be quiet now!!

Dance your cares away .... worry for another day ... let the music play .... down in fraggle rock!

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Old 11-29-2005, 01:28 PM   #72
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Re: Do you sleep with your Bokken?

Going back to the Ninjas with chocolate ..... can I just have a chocolate ninja?

Dance your cares away .... worry for another day ... let the music play .... down in fraggle rock!

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Old 11-29-2005, 05:08 PM   #73
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I'll be quiet now!!
You won't get any chocolate until you are.

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Old 11-29-2005, 07:38 PM   #74
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Re: Do you sleep with your Bokken?

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You won't get any chocolate until you are.
Woa, James. Cut her some slack. She's just being herself. That's fun.

Here Emma. I brought you a couple of chocolate ninjas with marshmallow katanas. I also brought you a caramel samurai, but I didn't know if you would like it. I hope you do

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Old 11-29-2005, 09:00 PM   #75
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I brought you a couple of chocolate ninjas with marshmallow katanas
Mmmmmmm...marshmallow katanas...
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